Got everyone ready for school this morning and then went out to car. Some moron had parked across my driveway. I phoned the police because try as I might I couldnt get out. In the end the police came. It was a man and he said its alright I can get your car out. Knowing he couldnt I am a good driver I agreed to let him try. Nope he couldnt. He scraped the front and back of my car and got it stuck! We bounced the other car somewhat out of the way. Apparently the police had contacted him and he had said he wasnt obstructing my drive and was out of town and couldnt come back till tonight. He ahd a whole road to choose from wiht no one parked and just casually put his car across my drive.
The police are going to have a chat to him but in a state of fury and an hour and a half late for school adn work I wrote on his rear window in lipstick "I am a Moronic moron".
Anyone elses day start well?