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Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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LetUsPrey · 04/06/2015 22:11

Hope it's not a duplicate!

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 10:58

My list of HBFs is:

  1. Peter Capaldi
  1. Erm.. That's it really - I don't usually go for facial hair ^^
ChaiseLounger · 07/06/2015 11:01

Thanks for asking apricot, party was brilliant - so said everyone. Party animal here, no headache (I was very sensible and alternated wine, Harvey wall bangers, mojitos, back to red wine, with soft drinks in between) , but shoulder ache from dancing so much. There was only 9 of us. But hey, at least someone turned up. All cleaned up now.

Hope mouse is ok.

Oh elk that sounds positively rank. But you can't just leave it dangling, can you?

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 11:19

Morning all

Just off out with my boys for a bike ride. Beautiful day here. I've just been enjoying breakfast in the Snug. Luurvely.

Drink - you do make me giggle when you're talking about playing. It was always superheroes here in the old days so firm ground on character roles and expectations.

Elk - ok, this is just my way and what I would do as a mother not as a healthcare pro. K?

Get some micropore (or any breathable plaster) to keep nail over the nail bed until the exposed part has hardened up a bit. Once the nail bed has been exposed a while it be less sensitive. In the meantime the old nail will most likely detach itself at the bottom and come away by itself ready for the new nail to grow.

Best not to poke or pull or you will damage the cuticle and nail bed, cue wonky new nail.

Wear Birkies round the house to give it plenty of air but a bit of protection.

Essentially, let it breathe, try not to poke it, let it 'harden off' and it'll sort itself out. Just bind loosely to protect from catching it. Using old nail 'as a shield' best.

Warning - I have a laissez faire attitude to such things.

Mouse - glad to hear he's more comfortable. Never rains but it pours eh.

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 11:19

Party sounds super Chaise. Bet the good was fab too.

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 11:20

Food! Not good.

AnneOfAramis · 07/06/2015 11:23

Spring cleaning so can't stop.

Mouse -

Enormouse · 07/06/2015 11:30

drink nebuliser is a giant plastic bottle type thing that attaches to inhalers.

Your party sounds great chaise

I've gone back to bed. Do you think it'll be ok to spend the rest of the day hiding up here?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/06/2015 11:35

Ah, it's your nail, elk! I thought it was your actual toe hanging cause it was broken. I might have read your post very quickly because, you know, yuk.

I lost a bra wire in the washing machine. Can i get it out myself or will it cost me? FMW. I can't see it.

BloodyElkFire · 07/06/2015 11:45

Grin Drink

Thanks for the motherly advice comtess, will brace it in place and wait....the thought of it moving around though....ugh!

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/06/2015 11:55

Elk that has just made me want to throw up. Set my teeth on edge. Here's my advice:

  1. See Comtess' post
  2. Follow instructions
  3. Put your feet up
  4. Write some Araporn
  5. Do not include hanging toenails in Araporn

You're welcome.

ChaiseLounger · 07/06/2015 12:33

Agrees. With previous instructions to Elk.
Sit down, toe up, watch TM.
Just back from bike ride with ds's, returning all glasses and ice buckets lent to me.
So I too shall follow the Elk instructions.
I am watching the return . Piñon, waiting for the Athos laugh and then nasty bit.

ChaiseLounger · 07/06/2015 12:53

This is not your fight.
It is now.
And I like it here.

ChaiseLounger · 07/06/2015 13:16

A little battered but just about serviceable.
Talking about yourself or that pistol.

Queue Athos smile. Is that actually a laugh? Not quite. Dog smiles. Look of concern. Dog holds Athos's shoulders.
The bromance is lovely.
They see the family vault.
Athos thinks of milady- was it all a lie? Did you ever love me?

It never ends.

You think you know me but you don't.
Just drive the damn cart.

LetUsPrey · 07/06/2015 13:54

Sounds like an excellent party Chaise

Love a solo wench rewatch Grin

You know my theory that extra sleep meant DC in better moods? Yeah, doesn't exact pan out. Had epic dramatic tantrum from DS1 this morning.

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AnneOfAramis · 07/06/2015 14:00

BLoody hell. The kitchen is bloody sparkling and I have returned the toys and books that seem to have accumulated in here to their rightful places. I have however filled a massive basket with cookery books. Sitting down for a bite then moving on to the sitting room and our bedroom which is going to involve the emotional throwing out of university related stuff.

Flopsy28 · 07/06/2015 14:01

at Elk's toenail.

obs, so glad the party went well, sometimes less people makes it easier to socialise with everyone. How much of the booze did you manage to get through in the end? I hope your guests were generous after all your trouble.

mouse! Finally someone to talk about Arrow to! But first, last night sounded hell, hope you and TM are less traumatised today Wine [HBF]
Right, down to business....I WANT TO BE FELICITY!!! I'm only on season 2 ep 17 so nowhere near caught up but I'm fully obsessed.

Flopsy28 · 07/06/2015 14:02

Wine and [febreeze] for Anne.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/06/2015 14:03

chaise what does your post from 12:53 mean?!

LetUsPrey · 07/06/2015 14:12

She's quoting from the episode she's watching - The Return I think

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/06/2015 14:40

Does no one care anout my washing machine?Shock

Enormouse · 07/06/2015 14:45

flops Grin oooh where to start?

I love felicity but I don't ship olicity at all. I prefer her with Barry Allen. Have you seen the flash/arrow crossovers?

17 of 2 is the suicide squad ep. I believe. I absolutely adore deadshot but I'm a big suicide squad fan. Currently reading through the new 52 and convergence storylines.

Enormouse · 07/06/2015 14:49

do I need a reason to post this?

Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?
LetUsPrey · 07/06/2015 14:54

In your situation Drink I'd be asking Google.

As far as escaping wires are concerned for the future, get some of those laundry bags if you don't already have them. I got mine from Lakeland. Love Lakeland Grin

Anne makes me tired just reading your post!

Hope your toe makes a speedy recovery Elk.

I'm supposed to be ironing. I'm watching We Bought A Zoo instead.

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 15:16

WENCHES - NORFLOPS LIT IN THE SNUG!!!

Feedback welcome - I hope it's okay - I haven't written het non-kinky porn before Blush

ChaiseLounger · 07/06/2015 15:36

Drink it was piñon:
Athos
Dog
Aramid

Are you still searching for the missing bra wire? They can badly damage the machine, but only the lord knows where the actual wire goes!!

Everyone was very generous re party. I have practically all my wine left and most of the soft drinks. Seriously 16 bottles of wine and 12 bottles of soft drink, and I have placed them in different parts of the house, dining room, sheds, to prevent Dh's eyes popping out!!

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