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Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 26/05/2015 14:28

Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

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FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 17:30

fluids or juices?
secretions? ooh no I don't like that at.all.

Baddz · 27/05/2015 17:30

God yes, if there is anything out there to re jog your norks I need it!!

Baddz · 27/05/2015 17:30

Re jog?
Re jig?

FancyFancy · 27/05/2015 17:33

norah you are a right bloody tease with all your talk of it going outside your comfort zone Grin

MavisGrind · 27/05/2015 17:39

Your chicken won't roast because you're dissing Jeremy Renner all over t'internet. Tru fact.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 17:40

well there's a full face mask type of thingy on that link so a couple of those on each boob might work.

FancyFancy · 27/05/2015 17:47

Er, don't know norah, not too bothered either way. I would like to read some Araporn where he is not into anal though.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 27/05/2015 17:55

Thanks Apricot! Just cancelled my Wowcher order & ordered at Amazon Grin

I don't get dark circles (though I should, given how late I'm on here....) but I'm not liking how my eyes are going. Will report back!

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 18:02

THERE IS NO ARSE ACTION.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 27/05/2015 18:28

Chrsitonabike, why am I withering on about Wowcher in the midst of all this Arapornchat? Epic FAIL.

Phew to no bottoms. Good start.

Juices fine. Although go easy on em if they're gonna end up in beards

Sorry, it's teat-time too Grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 27/05/2015 18:28

WITTERING FFS

FancyFancy · 27/05/2015 18:28

I think I love you norah Grin

AnneOfAramis · 27/05/2015 18:39

I quite like secretions actually. Wet and moist are words I like. IMO Norah, there is no too much. I think of him as a bit Porthos at times but always concerned. Shiny chin would often come after a good hard fuck to sooth.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 18:42

I am done. phew.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 18:47

ooooh anne maybe if I show you what I've done you can tell me which word to use? can I pm you? Although am a bit

Baddz · 27/05/2015 18:47

I don't think I love you Norah

I know I do Wink

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 27/05/2015 19:08

Bads WTF Angry

Happy birthday Helen's DS Cake

Awful day at work, have a terrible headache.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 19:20

Awkward.....Grin

Is it too much computer work? Or stress from the shit day? Aww. Brew

Arawenches I'm now worried it isn't enough.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 19:23

oh, and anne it's funny you saying about shiny chin after a good shag.

IssyStark · 27/05/2015 19:24
Baddz · 27/05/2015 19:24

Ww...trust me, baby, there's enough of me to go round Wink
Sorry your day has been shit Hmm

AnneOfAramis · 27/05/2015 19:29

Norah, I am extremely interested. Pm away.

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 19:38

stand by then anne

FolknNorah · 27/05/2015 19:47
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 27/05/2015 19:59

Evening all.

Am surrounded by a lego explosion and a small happy DS Grin who is having a late night because it is his birthday, and all.

'Secretions' sounds a bit, er, slug-like to my mind.... though that could just be me.

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