Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

OMC the mess after work men...and not just the HBF ones either! I was cleaning soot from the inside of my cupboards for days. I had to send Babyelk round to see if had resettled all over the floors again, a bit like a baby litmus test. The poor little sausage has her MMR this afternoon.

Love the hair Baddz, very nice. Mines shocking at the moment, needs the full works.

Madame I might be able to offer advice re. your neck...not really my specialty, but I might have some suggestions. PM me with some details if you like

Arf sparkle, the Cabrera long game taking an unexpected detour eh?

Next instalment in the snuggery.... -->

Afternoon lovely wenches! I'm currently sitting at Liverpool Hospital wIting for my spine appt. the delay looks to be an hour plus so I'm going to use my time wisely and catch up on work e-mails......only joking...page 23 here I come! See you in a bit....

OMFG looked high and low for the veryimportantdocument. Everywhere where I could possible stash papereork. Where was it? Second from the top in the mostRecentAndNeedingToBeDealtWithDocuments pile. FMP. FMD. FMP.

Anywayz, at least first time ever and last I steam cleaned the floors. A bit pointless cause you have to hoover before and after. Also I was in my flip flops so now have their marks everywhere. Only later I put on socks/ found a towel to glide on.

Actually LOLing at SparkitaMAMITA
You two could be like in that Dolmio advert ignores that it depicts a different country; same thing with the Latino Spirit, non? Not in a way that Hannag mentioned though

Ooh, I like it badds.was the pain worth it?

The earache is the punishment for mocking 'lamps', madame. On a more helpful note, why don't you put a scarf around your head and toe it in a bow on top? You need to keep your ear warm!

Sigh. The step-Mum gag never grows old, eh?

It wasn't a detour, I wasn't up to anything in the church. He was there, as was I. As was my Nan

FFS.

Ooops, wrong chronology. The ear was first. ??
Do you think it's a virus or it's connected to your migraine? still I want to see you with a bow on top of your head

Your Kansas giving you a blessing!

Hey flopsy! i can see all the wenches are on top form

Kansas?????? Nan!

So last night there were two Santi related dreams - one of his dad & the other his beard? Damn the man for being elusive in the sub-conscious as well as RL.

Hope your wait isn't too long

Good grief wenches! Are we all actually falling apart?
letus, I was told to alternate ice and heat on my back at first. 10/15 mins max though.
badz, gorgeous hair! lovely colour.m hope your tooth is better.
drink. You poor thing with the not-flu flu. I hate feeling weak and shivery, bed is the only option. Also hope minidrink's skin has settled.
comtess!!!! Long time no snog see! Glad your hol was relaxing. Any Casanova updates?
madame... Hang on in there...you're the new girl so everything is harder. Make use of that colleague until they leave.
mouse, hope the meeting with the head went well and you got all the info you need.
cinn? How's the toe? Can you walk on it properly yet?
wicked, glad you arrived home ok, funny about your interview!
helen, do I need to get my stern look out again? You are overdoing work again, late nights and constantly looking at a screen are not good (unless it's wenching and then it's obligatory) Take more care young lady!
ali, I feel your pain about class bear but I do send one home because I'm a nosy fecker to encourage the children to talk in front of the rest of the class. I am totally non-competitive though and always tell them not to print photos as they only have it for one night. I love their own drawings.
issy, sounds like you've got a good'un with DrIssy, I hope he got his reward for picking you up late

Anyhow.....still waiting, massive hospital delay. The worst thing is, we're all here because of bad backs and the sitting and waiting is killing me! I daren't move though as if you're not here when they shout you they move on instantly.

flopsy did you take notes on the side whilst reading the tread?

Hope it goes ok flops x
I am sooo fed up.
I am back up to the weight I was before I started my health kick.
Sigh.
I have been silly and eaten loads of shit...but stil...
So, tomorrow it begins again!
I have 6 weeks til my hols.
6 weeks to stop being a fat pig.

Afternoon wenches. Have skimmed the thread, but can't remember much. Have been very productive today. Washing dried and put away, house hoovered, windows cleaned. I shall be exhausted tomorrow.

Hope the wait isn't too long Flops.

Glad you're feeling better today Drink.

Surely the pic on Howie's IG is from S2.

Nice article Sparks.

Lovely hairdo Bads.

Oh, and I can confirm it is 'lamps', someoneveryclosetome is a lighting engineer.

No, sorry, I fucked that up. The hairy one was on his sister's Instagram. Sorry. Hold on.

Here we go. Uncle Hairy Howie

Oof, nice one Apes, that pic will help pass the time.
drink, I find that I have quite a good memory after I've read something, I think it's the only way I passed my degree! As long as I write it soon after
badz, I'm terrible with eating at the moment, I keep telling myself to be careful but then I am too knackered to argue with myself

Still would Sparks, look at those arms as he pushes the swing.. Yum.

I am really cross with musket too flops.
I lost half a stone really easily.
Then just sort of have up.
Ridiculous.
I dont even like half the crap I'm eating!

God that's a lot of hair

How long before a wench is able to identify the park?

Musket?
Myself!

Hello lovely wenches!

I am back at work today and have already fucked up big style

Can't wait to go home......

Oh crikey Liv, what have you done?

I'll give him this... he wears those jeans & that tshirt well