Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Brilliant going on the running Badders, keep it up....you're almost at the starting to enjoy it bit

Sitting in nandos by myself before heading to the library. I like Dog's tied back hair. Hot.

To put an end to all the who is hot/how hot nonsense. I give you the hottest man EVER in the hottest pose EVER.

anne, you are so right

I think I need to take a moment.....

Oh Anne would you like me to post a pic of PC's bare ass to brighten your day?

Evening. On my way home from dining out with friends. Had a yummie pizza. And I bought tons of yarn

Sounds good ww. I'm just off to get dinner I'm running away before livia posts bare arsed Capaldi pics

Must get dinner on

No I have decided not to post the bum shots - it's a little too sophisticated for you lot

Rewind a moment. So we're using Aramis as a pregnancy-diversion tactic?

YOU IS MENTAL, wenches!

Good evening

In exciting news - Tamla is promoting a band on Twitter, the sister of whose founder member is in DS3's class. I'M IN.

Am here to rectify the lack of Aramis, Fancy.

Ouchy ouchy ouchy. Here, let me kiss that better.

Sparks Nicely done - you need to keep Fancy distracted with Aramis so that I can have Dog to myself and the Cardinal, obvs

Who's arse is that??? And how come everyone gets squeamish when I want to post the peachiest butt cheeks in the world?

Like it's going to be anyone else's, Livia? Look who's posting...

WHY didn't you do those sort of films when you were starting out, hmmm?

Note to self : stop arsing about on MN and FB and write the sodding call ! (Anyone who doesn't work in theatre will be looking like this now )

That is of course TB's arse innit.

I seem to have lost something. If anyone has seen it could I have it back?

It is big and loud and fills my head with all sorts of norty roody sexytimes thoughts. It also can make me a bit braver and more likely to Do Stuff or stand up to arseholes.

Wenches, I am of course talking about The Wench. I can't seem to find her, everything seems meh atm. You know?

I knew I could rely on you to up the FAFness in here with some Santi sparks. Yes, you do have a point there re Aramis, it is a risky tactic

Wenchiness come and goes Norah, do not fret.

If there is anything that is going to ensure pregnancy, it's Santi really isn't it.

Unless your ovaries have already expoded because of his FAFness

Here you go Norah Does that help at all?

In other news - oh yes. Boys and dustbin lorries. DS adored ours - they used to let him sit in the cab and drive along the road, he got the press buttons, and they gave him a firemanSam book (I'm not quite sure if they didn't rescue it from someone's recycling!) they were a really nice bunch. Then another company took over the contract, split up all the team and changed their routes, and we got a moody person who couldn't even drive ths lorry down our road without going up the verges. Still, then he went to school so he wouldn't have seen them any more anyway.

The hand is also improving. Still a bit puffy but much more usable than yesterday.

Also, Outlander? Nah. You can keep him, ta.

Oh I will Helen, I will

Now THAT is an arse to be admired Elk. And not an 80s walkman in sight.

Well luckily PCap DID do quite a bit of nudity in his films (despite him saying that he had never been asked to take his shirt off!)