Can't find a funny baby name thread to add to, but these are corkers

[MrsJohnCusack]

I know names are a personal choice and everything and I try not to make fun, but these are great, had to share them. haven't included surnames. hope the proud parents aren't mnetters...
from today's newspaper (in Christchurch NZ)

Zephyr Artemisia Ahriman Vulcan Kelsey (a boy, in case you were wondering)
and
Tintin Java Rocket

couldn't make it up could ya

I've got a winner on this I am afraid

not a baby, fellow mature student at Uni . Quiet girl but seems really lovely.

Name? She ahs three.

Strawberry. Fields. Forever.

Although known as Strawberry.

If you name your child something wacky and unique, they will grow up to be an accountant or a pensions analyst, forever hiding from their hideous name and in therapy from years of school bullies name calling.

People called Jane and John will be wild, imaginitive iconoclasts with a zest for life and tons of friends, loved and admired by all.

Yours sincerely,

Fluffywuffy Piglit Bumfluff.

Bumfluff is my married name. I used to be a Smith.

I know someone who changed his name by deed poll to Ram Jam Delilah Funky Boogaloo Smythe. I went to school with his brother. They were a very odd family

PMSL at each and every one .

I am loving Strawberry Fields Forever.

Completey blows away my 'Dawn Raid' offering.

This tops the lot, I'm afraid. Although it is in America.

okay owning up time, what have you called your kids then?

My daughters name is Madison

Suits her, we like it my parents like it and my grandparents like it

Some call her Madi, I prefer Madison

My boyfriend calls her monkey

My DSs are William and Eoin

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ds1 wanted to call ds2 hugo mango yoyo
sounds a bit like one of them!

Is Urhines supposed to be Your Highness?

You're right bucketof, it is isn't it? OMG.

Stirling and harold tend to be regarded as whacko names by those who know us tbh, but they're ahrdly (IMO) way out there

DH thought if we had a daughter that Pepsi Labia would be a nice name. Sadly we have two boys who are not named after fizzy drinks or genitalia.

fanta cock not really

Peachy you are at UCN!!
Was student there myself and worked in library too.
Strawberry Fields Forever was always one of our fave names!!

I really like Calico Blue!!

Well DS is Alexander James, and DD if we'd had one would have been Isabella (after my paternal greatgrandmother) Margaret.

(strong scots in my family!)

In singersgirl's post much much earlier - the baby called kynu - is it 'unique' spelt badly and backwards, do you think?

at that link. It MUST be a joke, surely? Otherwise his dad would be a Kendall Kendall, on top of the rest. Special K...

Kendall will be a first (for father) or one of the middle (for DS) names -- these hospital sites don't generally include surnames for privacy reasons.