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Swagger Inn: Thread 91. Just nobody mention the DVD extras, kay? <catsbum>

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MadamedeChevreuse · 08/04/2015 21:12

I dun a fred!

I DUN A FRED!!!!!

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AnneOfAramis · 15/04/2015 21:27

I have a question, can Connie get married in a church given that she has been married before, or is that only if she is divorced?

LaComtess · 15/04/2015 21:27

Evening all!

Chaise ^what everyone else said.

AnneOfAramis · 15/04/2015 21:29

I can't see the FAF Santi pic on the shitty App.

AnneOfAramis · 15/04/2015 21:29

Oh but I should set up the bloody new phone. Maybe it will all work again.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 15/04/2015 21:34

Evening all. Have RBNR very much. Long day at coalface, plus stupid cat has been pooing in the house (again) and is now consigned to a cat bed in the greenhouse and refusing to come out Hmm (inconvenient cat entirely unconcerned and asleep on me.)

Chaise you'll be fine. Head high - you're a wench. (Imagine 4 HBFs backing you up). And as for the school, well you've been fully vindicated in all reports so they should hang their heads in shame. you're not out of your depth, you are a very capable wench and will walk all over them if they get arsy. Besiddes, if they have minutes then they won't dare say anything stupid.

Badders - hope you have a vom-free night, and gets lots of sleep. I stall haven't watched GoT because DH forgot to record it. So now the sky box is set up for sunday night...

Hoping for an early night tonight...

FancyFancy · 15/04/2015 21:53

I think you can remarry in church if widowed anne

Envy at your fit sparky (nto) comtess. Last time I had a fit workman at my house I was humongously pregnant and suspect I was not an alluring prospect except for someone with a serious pregnancy fetish. Most of the time when they spoke to me they looked terrified I would go into labour & they might have to do something Grin

LetUsPrey · 15/04/2015 22:07
BloodyElkFire · 15/04/2015 22:09
SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 15/04/2015 22:09

ELEVEN degrees tomorrow. Hmm

AnneOfAramis · 15/04/2015 22:19

That's shit Sparks. We sat outside on the terrace at lunch today it was so lovely.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 15/04/2015 22:20

Sodding work. The best two days of the year on the two days when I'm stuck in the office.

Right, DH still working - I'm off to bed. Night all.

IssyStark · 15/04/2015 22:32

anne widows and widowers can remarry in Church as it is 'till death do us part. Remarriage after to spousal death was very common up to the 20th Century (reflected in the number of the number of step-families and half-siblings in literature). Btw, loved your boys Muskie specific outfits.

ww I know you have retired for the night but I def. rec. clotted cream and lemon curd which is super-indulgent and I prefer raspberry or black currant to strawberry jam unless it is the extortionately expensive Tiptree Little Scarlet Strawberry jam Smile

LaComtess · 15/04/2015 22:56

Ooh Fancy I really didn't think sparky's existed that were under 30 and FAF. Felt slightly wrong ogling. But equally Wink he had visible Calvin Kleins and the writing just drew my eye.

Issy yes that's what I thought ref widows. Never had lemon curd with clotted cream. Sounds lush.

11 degrees. Well, that stops the leg season worries for a while eh.

Btw what is a Delilah Smiler? Mentioned on twatter as someone has been being horrible to someone I follow. What does this mean? Fancy? You're good at this sort of newspeak Grin

Flopsy28 · 15/04/2015 22:59

Evening Wenchi

It's taken me ages to catch up, I'm sure I had lots to comment on so I'm just going to spew forth...

Flopsy28 · 15/04/2015 23:01

Ps...don't 'gent' rest elk, unless it's an Athos-gent Wink

FancyFancy · 15/04/2015 23:15

Night helen & flopsy

Yes to raspberry jam rather than strawberry, issy. My mum used to make damson jam which was lovely too (and my neighbour did damson wine - lethal Grin)

Delilah smiler comtess? Absolutely no idea, sorry. . Possibly a reference to being deceitful/two faced? (smiling whilst lying to someone). Seems more likely than say, smiling while Tom Jones stabs you

I'm assuming a reference to a pop song and not the Bible obv. Unless they've had a bad haircut & the hairdresser was especially smiley? Grin

MadamedeChevreuse · 15/04/2015 23:23

Late evening bob.

Flowers Flowers Flowers flops that sounds horrible. I really dont know how you cope every day with that much pain. You're such a trooper. Really hope as you say that something can be done to help in the long term.

And Flowers Flowers Flowers to chaise too. What helen said - very wise wench words.

That santi pic above from elk (thanks from team A for all the santi pix lately btw elk) - is it not from the Apple night? or is the hat just another fave item of clothing that he is going to wear at every opportunity like his grey cardi

Just heard this avo - I have an interview on Monday! Argh!

Night all xxx

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MyNameIsInigoMontoya · 15/04/2015 23:44

Hiya wenches.

Long time no see read something... I have totally lost track since 6 days away with no internet Shock and never really caught up again. Nearly missed an entire thread Shock Shock

As a result I have no idea whether anyone's already posted THIS but if not it is v worth a look! (If they have, sorry and please ignore...) Some lovely pictures (I like the ones on this page best, although better if you can make them bigger - lovely Athos one...but there are more elsewhere too) and a few nice videos, including one where all the actors gush about PC, which should please team Cardinal Grin Hope you enjoy.

Flopsy28 · 16/04/2015 00:00

Thanks madame, not really a trooper...I do whinge a fair amount! I just want one thing fixed to make the others more bearable. Good news re the interview.

Flopsy28 · 16/04/2015 00:01

Ooh, welcome back inigo, lovely little vids in that link.

BloodyElkFire · 16/04/2015 00:10

Very kind words, thank you Floppers bulging discs eh?....shit, you poor thing, at least now you got a tangible explanation for all the pain you're in, and something that hopefully a specialist can work with.

I'm off to put my head on something soft and comfy. Night all xx

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/04/2015 07:39

Whooop-whoop Madame - excellent news.

Also good-ish news Floppers - at least if they know what is wrong then can try to fix it?

Elk YY to wanting children out from under feet. I went to work on my birthday FFS, partly to avoid spending it doing 24-hour childcare! also sympathies re. MlleElk being able to read your posts. If I'm on the computer I have to be very careful not to snigger or Ds wants to know why and comes over to read my screen "Boring grown-up stuff" doesn't wash when I'm helpess with laughter. (that's one of the things DH is v. grouchy about - me having child-inappropriate stuff on my computer when DS is about.) But DH is still asleep just now (think he finished work sometime about 1am) so and DS is playing on his computer hey ho hey.

I was going to deputise for Flopsy on the train on Monday and do the bongs, but I felt too rubbish, so never did it and still have only a vague idea of what everyone's up to. I'm sure I had a short term memory once.

Oh well, laters......

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/04/2015 07:57

Returns, briefly. Sparks, your latest picture comes from a 2011 article in Spanish Translation skills require - Madame? Or google translate?

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 16/04/2015 08:07

Thanks Helen. Will attempt without Mr Google & then realise how little I know, no doubt Hmm

Madame the hat pic was The Morning After The Night Before. On his way in to Radio 1.

Flops take it easy, look after yourself. Hope they can fix you

LetUsPrey · 16/04/2015 08:14

Morning wenches.

Good luck for Monday Madame

No Internet for six days Inigo! I'll check your link in a bit. Love a bit of anticipation.

Helen you're a genius!

I reckon Aramis looks FAFfer than FAF in this