Crash test dummy- witty sign or slogan.

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DS age 10 dressing up as a crash test dummy wants a sign or slogan on his back any ideas?

don't try this at home? no ideas really why is he dressing up like that it's different!

I've crashed the party.

I'm a party crasher.

Like those, its just for the school halloween party, he came home with one of those white masks, they had been painting in art and we took it from there.

We went for "I crashed the party" in a red triangle.

I hope he enjoys the halloween party.

Damm I thought great he can wear the same costume for his cub party, but no they are going for a pirate theme now what!