Why online is better than meet-ups aka I will never ever not never go to a meet-up

[Mud]

I can drop in and out of conversations dependent on how boring you are being.
I can eavesdrop without people giving me sideways glances.
I don't have to listen to horrible voices but can give everyone the voice of my choosing.
I don't have to do social pleasantries.
I don't have to watch people embarrassingly drinkings too much, dancing strangely, or dressing 10 years younger than they should.

i don't have to realise that somenoe i like doesn't actually like me
i never have to regret anything i've said or done
i won't walk out of the loo with my dress in my knickers or bogroll stuck to my shoe

which meet-up did you go to mud?