Was sent this as "teenage conjugations" but many apply to any age...
Our son smiles Your son grins Their son is on drugs
Our son likes games Your son likes computer games Their son is always glued to his PlayStation
Our child has a healthy appetite Your child is well-covered Their child is clinically obese
Our son is a leader Your son is a gang-leader Their son is a bully
Our son fits in well Your son is easily led Their son has a weak character
Our son questions authority Your son is a bit of a rebel Their son could be out within three years
Our daughter is honest Your daughter is brutally honest Their daughter is brutal
Our daughter doesn't feel the cold Your daughter wears next to nothing Their daughter is a slag
Our daughter is friendly Your daughter is flirty Their daughter is up the duff
Our daughter stands up for herself Your daughter won't take no for an answer Did you hear what their daughter said to them?
Our son likes his own company Your son keeps himself to himself Their son is a loner
Our child is bright Your child is precocious Their child answers back
Our son is thoughtful Your son is shy Their son is backward
We are caring parents You are concerned parents They are neurotic parents
Our teenager is going through a phase Your teenager is going through my purse Their teenager is going through the magistrates' courts
Our child is sensitive Your child is highly strung Their child is a cry baby