In Matalan today someone implied I'd be a useful clothes-horse for all the clothes that suit no-one else.

[OutragedofMatalan]

And I didn't think much of her arms

Lol

SErves you right though for shopping in Matalan

Oh the shame.

lol

Oh... you started my thread! Did she get at you too?

Did she look...well,sort of twisty? I think I know the one you mean.

She's just jealous, she's got no waist and looks crap in everything.

Yes, twisty is the right word

She also had a sort of quinoa-glow about her

Did she honk of mineral salts and stale sweat?

Hmm, I wasn't close enough to smell her

you did look very nice indeed

I think jealousy had turned my brain to goo

however I did go on to get some very nice trousers and 2 little stole / cardi things

ROFL