This made me laugh ...

[discordia]

... a friend just emailed it to me so apologies if it looks odd ...

Even God enjoys a good laugh...
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
4. He went into His Father's business.
5. He lived at home until he was 33.
6. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
7. He talked with his hands.
8. He had wine with every meal.
9. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
10. He never cut his hair.
11. He walked around barefoot all the time.
12. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
13. He never got married.
14. He was always telling stories.
15. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a Woman:
16. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
17. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
18. And even when he died, He had to get up because there was more work to do.