Jenni's computer hated her so the little men from Currys came and took it away...
Now they say it is all cured and they will bring it back to her tomorrow (though she is at work and won't be able to get to it - she is well pissed off about that )
But she will be back online and MNing Wed nite / Thurs - quite convinced no-one will have noticed she's been absent from the bar of a night lately