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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

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ChaiseLounger · 08/01/2015 20:58

Sorry I have been awol. I had some RL shit to deal with. RL eh? So gets in the way of musketeering doesn't it?
Will be able to read thread and catch up tomorrow.

Baddz · 08/01/2015 21:00

Have you tried to contact him Ali?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 08/01/2015 21:01

Thank fuck, he was really late leaving. I rang the counselling place and they told me he'd just left a minute before.

Have just done massive snorting sobs I'm so relieved.

Fancy mostly yes, clearly not today Grin I shall beat him with a lightening cable in between hugging him when he gets in!

Thanks wenches ILYA x

FancyFancy · 08/01/2015 21:13

Good to hear alibabs (that he's on his way, not so much the beating Grin)

LetUsPrey · 08/01/2015 21:16

Hurrah for MrAlibabs running late (IYSWIM)

Was sure I'd set Death in Paradise to record, but it wasn't. Have missed about first five minutes. Be alright though because nothing exciting happens in those first five minutes does it? Blush

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 08/01/2015 21:28

Ali Smile

Flopsy28 · 08/01/2015 21:29

A large Porthos and coke please Mother S

I'm bloody knackered! Why is it that DC decide to projectile vom just as you're going to bed and make sure it seeps into everything. FMDSV

in other news. I think you'll find that Aiden Turner is at least a fifth mine so share nicely wenches. Not sure where to find Being Human drink, I flipping loved that series.

I hope that the counselling got off to a good start for DH ali, must be a relief to know he's ok

I s'pose I'd better see if I can catch up on t'other thread.......

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/01/2015 21:52

Hi flopsy

how you doin'?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 08/01/2015 21:58

Oh rubbish I've completely missed Death in Paradise in all the upheaval. Balls.

I have retired to bed, clean sheets courtesy of DH. He's downstairs clearing up and making me hot Ribena. He's in the office tomorrow which is disappointing but I shall cope.
One of my best friends is coming to stay for the night on Saturday, we're going to get hideously drunk. We used to perve together in our younger years so I shall be finding out whether she is a TM fan, if so which team, and if not, why not!

Have talked a bit to DH about the counselling, he's happy he is having it, so we shall see.

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 08/01/2015 22:05

Tedious amounts of plot, ho hum. (You wouldn't belieeeeeeve I slept with the queen how much I edited out already.

Previously... bedroom action and the something nasty in the woodshed stables.

Coming up.. well you can read it yourselves if you can be bothered.
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"Where is Lady Caitlyn?"
Athos was bemused - he hadn't seen her since she'd left him in her bed that morning. Lady Ana looked mildly irritated (which almost certainly meant she was furious) and some of the ladies were openly smirking - anticipating a very public rebuke when she finally appeared, several hours late. She curtsied to the Queen murmuring an apology, but met no-one's eye and took her place at the back, occasionally looking at her hands as though she'd never seen them before, before returning her gaze to look vacantly across the room.

He watched her covertly, flicking the occasional glance sideways. Something was clearly wrong, but she hadn't acknowledged anyone's presence other than the Queen, and appeared to barely notice her surroundings. He had no way to catch her eye - much less to speak to her. One of the ladies looked curiously at her, leaned in slightly and whispered something. She raised her hand to her neck, rubbing at a rust coloured smear behind her ear then looking blankly at her hand.

The movement caught his eye and a chill ran though him as she turned - dried blood on her neck. Alarmed, he exchanged worried looks with Treville who gave a small helpless shrug. Neither of them had any jurisdiction in this setting and could do nothing but watch. Lady Ana was watching her intently - she moved discreetly to Kate's side and spoke. There was no reaction, and she spoke again. Kate dipped a curtsey, still avoiding all eye contact, and left the room through a door at the rear of the room. She did not reappear and he spent the rest of the day on court duty, increasingly frustrated and worried about her.

..........

Finally dismissed from court, the musketeers left the room together. The door was barely shut behind them when Treville spoke. "Find her." He left to check her room while the others went to make enquiries.
She wasn't in her room, or at the stables which were deserted. Norah hadn't seen her (Porthos had already checked) and if she'd been to the garrison that day then no-one had noticed. He had no idea where else she might be and, irritated by the realisation that he still knew virtually nothing about her habits, he headed to join his friends at a tavern, hoping they'd had better luck.

The moment he stepped inside he realised it was busier than usual, and the mood was not cheerful. Half the room was filled with grooms and stable lads in varying states of inebriation and misery. The stable master stood with his back to him, leaning forward to speak to someone, hand on their shoulder. He stepped back to reveal Kate, wedged in corner. She was sitting with her elbows on the table, resting her forehead on her hands, flanked by Martin and Hélène. She looked up - pale and immensely tired - then shook her head and rubbed her face, dropping her head back onto her hands while worried glances were exchanged behind her back.

He hesitated - she hadn't seen him and the general mood of the group didn't invite company. He pulled up a seat and looked enquiringly at the others.
"Some sort of accident in the stables, one of the lads was killed. Don't know any more than that."

Another very drunk stable hand wove past their table to join the rest. He stopped, seeing Kate in the corner and said something that made people turn to him with expressions of incredulity and anger on their faces, but before anyone had a chance to react further, the Stable Master had pushed past them, furious "And where were you while Robbie was down on the floor? Did you stay with him while he died? Was it your clothes that were thrown out for burning because they were soaked beyond recovery with blood and brains and bone?" He glared at the smaller man, and glanced briefly back at Kate "You're not fit to be in the same room as her. Now get out!" The last comment punctuated with a shove.

They exchanged glances - it wasn't just that someone had died. It had been very messy from the sound of it, with Kate directly involved. No wonder she'd behaved so strangely in Court.

Kate ignored at the altercation, hadn't heard the comment and didn't care what it had been about. She closed her eyes and listened as someone started singing, trying to ignore the image burnt into her brain - Robbie sent flying by the kick, sprawled over her on the stable floor, blood pouring from his head - bone and brain exposed to the light. She'd instinctively grabbed one of his hands, holding him as he twitched convulsively - shaking and gasping to his last breath. She had no idea how long it had taken, only that his blood had soaked though to her skin and eventually someone has prised her hand from his. Then what? Being led somewhere, someone washing her face, giving her clean clothes. Had she gone to court? Really? She shook her head, unable to make sense of the day's events, then pushed her thoughts away and tried to lose herself in the song surrounding her.
The singing finished and another tune started up - more voices joining in this time. A brief silence followed before the next song started but this one died away as the voice leading it broke and failed.

He sat, pondering what to do for the best. He had no inclination to intrude on the gathering, but wanted desperately to get to Kate and check she was alright. Obviously she wasn't alright at all, of all the descriptions that could be used, alright was definitely not one of them. She didn't even seem to have noticed their presence - appeared oblivious to anything outside her immediate company. The singing had stalled - he picked up his glass, wondering if this would be a good time to go over, and then another voice re-started the song. He glanced over. Her head was back resting of her hands and a fiddle was being thrust under her nose. She recoiled and looked up, then back at the instrument. It was pushed towards her again, more insistently. She picked it up tentatively and looked at it with a slight frown. She drew the bow across the strings, adding a few experimental notes to the song and looked across at the whistle player. He didn't break as the song drew to a close but lead straight into another one, holding Kate's gaze and demanding her attention as she began accompanying him.
He watched her playing, concentrating intently on the whistle player, and then gradually starting to watch the singers too. He turned back to talk with his friends.

Kate watched them singing, drinking, grieving, and closed her eyes, suddenly overwhelmed by affection for them. If there had been any doubts about her presence in the stables, those were gone, they had completely claimed her as one of their own. They hadn't even asked her if she was coming to the tavern when she'd reappeared at the stables, just taken her with them and then closed ranks against anyone who had questioned her presence. Martin wove over, two glasses in hand and put one down beside her.
"Get that down you..."
She looked dubiously at it. "Will it help?" He shrugged "You see, I suspect if I drink that, I'll wake up tomorrow with a splitting headache, and Robbie will still be dead."
He snorted "You are far too sober and sensible... " then wandered off, leaving the glass beside her.
She returned her attention to the tune, ignoring him as she followed cues from the whistle player. Several songs later and he was back, looking at the full glass beside her. "Right, drink it up, or away and let us get drunk in peace - it's going to get messy and I don't want to be worrying about you getting back safely. Your escort's over towards the door."
"Really?" She pulled a face "Have they been here all night? Oh well. I'll see you tomorrow... Did I have a jacket or anything?"
He cast around, finally grabbing his own jacket and passed it to her. "You can give it back tomorrow."
She smiled, shaking her head. "Thanks, but no. I just didn't want to leave anything behind." She placed the fiddle on the table, then turned and left, raising her hand in a parting wave.

He watched the exchange, surprised to realise how strongly he objected to the idea of her wearing another man's jacket, and how relieved he was that she'd turned it down.
She looked unutterably weary as she made her way to their table, pausing every few steps as another of the stable hands stopped her to talk to her, hands patting her back, occasional drunken hugs. He drained his glass and stood up as she approached, pressing his hat down on his head.

Flopsy28 · 08/01/2015 22:07
FancyFancy · 08/01/2015 22:32

Oh no flopsy hope they're better now & that you get a more peaceful night tonight

MiladyBeaWinter · 08/01/2015 23:59

Brilliant Nonny. I do like the plot as well as the porn.

Carolina2015 · 09/01/2015 06:59

Excellent Nonny ! Smile

Just decorating...

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 09/01/2015 07:51

Ooooh Nonny! That's always a good start to the day...

Anyway, bleurgh. DH was up to gone 2am with urgent work problem that had to be working by today, I woke up 3 time drenched in sweat ('king night sweats) so will have to wash bedding again (yes it was that bad)

Sooo...
Hope Badders doesn't feel too bad
Grrrrr. re Fancy's school holidays disaster
Lyndie dddddddddoooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt re. Mooncup (mine seems to leak a bit on the first few heavy days)
LetUs why has there nver been an Incredibles sequeal? Why? And I'm sure Death in Paradise will be repeated - after all it's BBC and they're really good at lettign you know when things are on Hmm
AliBabs glad DH got home fine. Does Vinnie need to pay him a visit to remind him to call you when he's running late? (i once got myself worked into a right state when DH was late home from footie. Turned out I had my nights mixed up and he wasn'tlater that usual at all. Of course I though he was parked under a lorry somewhere... Blush (Also see above about Death in Paradise)
Chaise hope RL goes better for you today
Floppers
Morning Carolina nice decorations Grin

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LetUsPrey · 09/01/2015 08:20

Morning wenches.

Nonny - that was fantastic. You're very talented

Helen - I think there are rumours on and off of an Incredibles sequel but I don't know why it's never been made. I'd love to see Edna Mode again Grin

Death in Paradise was as expected and some real laugh out loud moments too.

Right, wenchy hugs to all. Need to chivvy DS2 along.

FancyFancy · 09/01/2015 08:43

Morning everyone. thanks to nonny for providing muskefic to go with breakfast - very nice.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/01/2015 08:45

mrsb when I see your current name, I think Beaver!

Baddz · 09/01/2015 09:05

Helen....me too! Shock I was drenched Hmm
Am going back to bed shortly

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 09/01/2015 10:02

Morning wenches :)

Will read the story later with a cuppa.

When I discussed with DH further, transpired that the session was in fact 1.5 hours, not 45 minutes. If I had known that then I wouldn't have panicked at all!!!
Counsellor 'so MrBaba, how is your communication with your wife?'
DH 'errr'

Bloody idiot man. He is however most remorseful which is nice Grin

Helen/Badders catches my loves, I'm going to change my pillow case but the rest of the best escaped unscathed. Lovely man from Waitrose who just brought my shopping has the same bug, said his wife doesn't believe him that the symptoms keeping changing every couple of days. He felt quite vindicated when I said I had the same!

I have many tasks to do ahead of the weekend, and I'm determined to sit down at watch TM on time this evening with a drink in my hand, so I must get a wiggle on.

Lyndie · 09/01/2015 10:16

Morning all. Awful night, the wind was terrible! Old house which shakes with every gust, the DC were up constantly! Yuck. On the bright side we may get snow tomorrow!!

Helen that doesn't sound good, thought you were having some time off to recuperate?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 09/01/2015 10:44

Lyndie - glad you haven't been blown away up there. (Hope MrsB is still anchored to the ground, and Trev)
To be honest, I think the sweats are hormones - I've had them on and off since DS was born so I don't think it's to do with the lurgy - but who knows. I plan to recuperate by having a sick note for next week, even if I don't think I really need one by then Shock I've never thrown a sickie in my life - polishes goodie-two-shoes>
Going to log off again - computer being very weird, I can't type the 'open point bracket' symbol. and it keeps suddenly hibernating on me.

Badders - I can't do bold symbol either unless I paste in in from elsewhere or any brackets now - get thee to the wall and I Athos will hose you down.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/01/2015 10:53

lyndie I can see your questions been answered so now I have one for you! Which cup fid you buy? I have to concede I will not find my old one so have to buy a new one.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 09/01/2015 11:23

Ok, computer back to normal now. DS had left one of his minecraft books lying on the 'hibernate' button. Why don't we have a

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Baddz · 09/01/2015 11:57

I need a shower
Quite badly
But it can wait til later.
On other news....my pee smells weird is a tinge greenish...is that ok?
Or have I got plague?

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