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Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

Swagger Inn (the Snug)
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 30/01/2015 13:49

Grin Elk

How's the sleep status today?

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 30/01/2015 15:14

Fancy He is a big boy, he can handle me and the Cardinal Grin

BloodyElkFire · 30/01/2015 15:25

Helen I am bone tired....the last thing I need is a 5 yr old who should be at school (school's never closed for a few snowflakes when I were young grumble grumble), and a baby who refuses to nap. Neither do I really desire to travel the length of the country, drag a truculent child (the 5 yr old, and the one in his 40s) across a big city, round a museum, then wake after another sleepless night to run around said big city in the freezing cold. But that is what I shall do.

Bet you're glad you asked now Grin

FancyFancy · 30/01/2015 15:26

Well he's big enough to handle me too then. Just not on the same night.

Anyway, Cardinal will be angry if he doesn't get you all to himself some nights. I'm doing you a favour. Wink

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 30/01/2015 15:32

Fancy Ah I see your logic there even though you just appealed to my vanity and I am reluctantly going to admit that it makes sense....

Just as long as you don't get any ideas about Cardinal Two-Cocks.... Grin

FancyFancy · 30/01/2015 15:46
LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 30/01/2015 16:00

Fancy Grin That's very true - he loves me, what can I say! Grin

As for him being safe from you, I don't believe he is truly safe from any of you wenches - how could he be when he is the best looking man on the planet in the show? Just know that I am keeping my eyes on all of you.........

FancyFancy · 30/01/2015 16:15

I'm sure they are livia, you cheeky little voyeur!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 30/01/2015 16:37

Good luck at the weekend in case I forget ot say later.

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LaComtess · 30/01/2015 19:19

Ooh Elk I forgot that was this weekend!! Best of luck. Enjoy the peace of 52 mins or so....Grin

Flopsy28 · 30/01/2015 19:49

Have a good one elk, try to enjoy it sleep.
I may have just accidentally spewed about my period on the main thread!!! Oops, sparks is gonna me mad.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 31/01/2015 09:23
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MiladyBeaWinter · 31/01/2015 18:21

Have just been RTFT here to catch up, am not very good with the Snug.

Can I just say after reading Lyndie's earlier comments, that I most def would fist pump Andy Murray.

I'd also note that my comment has lowered the tone, but after all the fabulous smut in here I think it has raised it.....

LetUsPrey · 31/01/2015 18:42

I'm trying to catch up. I started where I bookmarked and have got as far as elk's in-flight entertainment. I don't think I should continue for now Grin

I'm going out tonight for a meal with the ILs. Not sure I'm going to be able to hold my make up brush steadily.

FancyFancy · 31/01/2015 19:12

All this talk of putting extra wood on the fire reminds me of song. the relevant bit is at 7 minutes Grin

Lyndie · 31/01/2015 19:16

Ha MrsB he has got something hasn't he? I think he's got more attractive (not necessarily physically) the more successful he's got!!! Grin

I like tennis players physiques they tend to be tall and lean. Yum.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 01/02/2015 08:07

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MiladyBeaWinter · 01/02/2015 09:56

Watching the tennis. Not sure it's going to end well Sad

He's matured and gained confidence Lyndie which is always attractive in a a man. And he has a slow smile........ Oh and the FAF body and the squillions of pounds .

Think his girlfriend is great too, love her t-shirt today. Good on her.

LetUsPrey · 01/02/2015 10:15

Hoping Murray wins but not expecting it too much.

My younger sister loves Andy Murray. She met him last year and the smile on her face in the photo is brilliant Grin

Flopsy28 · 01/02/2015 14:43

That's a hilarious song fancy!
"There's a log bigger than yours, longer than yours, and it burns for longer"
Wink

FancyFancy · 01/02/2015 15:23

Grin glad you like it flopsy. That is one of the best lines in a song ever!

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/02/2015 18:44

I'm so tired of my boring food. Does anyone have any suggestions for new dishes I can make that are not complicated? I really like indian food so some easy recipes on that would be great Smile

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 01/02/2015 19:03

Previously... a rubbish nights sleep, a hangover, and an argument about whether riding home is a good idea.

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Treville looked dubiously at her. She was clearly exhausted and he wasn't convinced she was in a fit state to ride, but his suggestion that she postpone the trip, even by just a day had met a brick wall.

Jasper was dancing on the spot in the yard while the others mounted up - tossing his head and snorting in his eagerness to be away. Kate swung her leg forwards, leaning down to check the girth again.

Treville was holding the bridle, talking about something, but she wasn't really listening - her mind already on the road ahead. "...and then you can ignore everything I've just said..."

She looked at him blankly and sighed, swinging her leg back into place. "Sorry... was it important?"
He shook his head, stepped back, smiling ruefully "Just remember to give the letter to Madame Allais..." he paused and looked at her, concerned. "And look after yourself - I wish you wouldn't..." his voice trailed off as her eyes met his.

A hoof slipped and Kate pitched forwards over a shoulder, swearing as she pulled herself upright and then jumped down. She walked round to face the horse, holding both sides of the bridle and pulling his head down to hers, talking to him quietly with their foreheads together. The horse blew softly then stood still as she remounted, swung his head back to bump her foot, and waited patiently as her escort approached.

"Where's your stuff? Is that all you've got?"
Kate looked puzzled, and glanced back. Saddle bags were packed and attached. A bedroll was tied down.

She looked at them, obviously wondering what else they thought she should have. They grinned slightly, thinking of the baggage that seemed to accompany most women on their travels. She turned to Porthos "Did you bring my cloak?" He looked sheepish. "Oh well." her tone was deadpan "We'll just have to pick it up on the way." She shot him a sideways look, amusement evident in her eyes and they kicked their horses forward.

They rode slowly through the city streets, stopping outside at Norah's shop where Kate vanished inside. Norah looked up as she came through the door. "It was my idea, sorry - I wanted to see you before you left. Are you ok? You look...."

"Rough." Kate finished for her "I've been better - can I pinch a drink?"

Norah filled a mug, concerned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

Kate slumped down onto a stool "No, but I need to see Robbie's family and to be honest I just want to get home and sleep. Will you be ok with Porthos away?"

Norah nodded "I've got too much on to be honest - all the outstanding orders on top of two client visits, and Hélène says that Rochefort's away at the moment, so I don't need to worry about him." She grinned slightly "Look at you - you could almost pass for one of them dressed like that - if you took the skirt off anyway!" Kate glanced down at her clothes - leather coat buttoned down, bucket boots, the split skirt disguising the breeches underneath. "Mini-musketeer, complete with hangover." This produced a rueful smile from Kate. "We'll catch up when you're back. Kate - you look after yourself, ok? Have you got food?"

They walked out of the shop together, Kate carrying the tightly rolled cloak. As she tied it onto her saddle, Porthos jumped down, picked Norah up and to everyone's amusement threatened to kidnap her for the journey. She giggled and thumped him until he put her down, then he turned to Kate as she got ready to mount and offered her a leg-up. She looked up at the saddle and gave him a nod, counting to three. To her astonishment she found herself launched into the air and frantically clinging the pommel as she overshot the saddle, then being shoved back into place by Aramis as she nearly cleared Jasper and landed on top on him. There was a slightly stunned pause as Kate collapsed on Jasper's neck, head spinning.

"Jesu wept Porthos, how much do you think I weigh?!"

He looked slightly embarrassed as she pushed herself upright with a groan. "When I'm not hung-over that's going to be immensely funny. Right now I'll just concentrate on not throwing up."

Athos shook his head in disbelief and shot Porthos a look as he gave Norah a final kiss and re-mounted. They carried on out though the city gates into the surrounding countryside.

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They had been riding for three hours when Kate pulled up, and sent them on to an Inn another hour away, while she turned off the road to see Robbie's family. Athos turned his horse after her, she shot him a sideways look but made no comment. They rode in silence past people toiling in the fields, arriving eventually at a small farmyard. A young girl was sitting out in the dirt, watching the geese - she saw them approaching and ran indoors calling for her mother.

He looked at Kate, her face and knuckles white. She slid down from the saddle, loosened the girth and ran up the stirrups, then leant briefly against Jasper's shoulder before handing the reins to Athos as a woman appeared in the doorway. Her smile of greeting fading as she took in the look on Kate's face and stepped back into the house with her. He looked round the farmyard, tied the reins over a fence post and retrieved the small bundle he'd been given, then followed them in, standing silently by the door. A woman was standing behind the kitchen table, hand covering her mouth, an expression of horror and disbelief on her face. And elderly man sat by the fireplace, face impassive. Both were staring at Kate. "How?"

Kate flinched. "An accident in the stables, one of the horses kicked out and caught him in the head."

The woman began to sob, gathering her daughter to her. The man sighed "It was all he ever wanted you know. As long as I can remember. 'One day I'm going to work in the King's stables.'" He shook his head. "Not your fault girl, these things happen. Will you be stopping?"

Kate shook her head "We're expected at The Lamb tonight."

He nodded "Stop by on your way back if you can?"

She nodded as Athos placed Robbie's possessions on the table. They turned to leave as the man pushed himself out of the chair and went to comfort Robbie's mother and sister.

FurFoxAke · 01/02/2015 19:37

Ooh, more reading material. Grin thank you nonny that was excellent! I can't wait for the next installment.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/02/2015 20:01

Good evening. Any wench wpuld like to shed light on swimming hats for me? Or caps, if that's what they're called.

DD started swimming at a new place 3 weeks ago a d twice Inhad to put that fucking thing on. She squirms as it's clearly painful. Is there a specific brand I should buy? A knack to put it on? Saw someone using talk inside so that will have to do for tomorrow.