Jokes please!

[chocolateshoes]

I urgently need some jokes to cheer up a friend. I need a joke to put on a gift tag - so it can't be too long. I can't think of any.

please?????

-Doctor doctor when I make love to my wife her toes curl up.
-Have you tried taking her tights off, sir?

-How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
-Wi' jammin'

-What does an exploding monkey sound like?
-BABOON!!!