Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

[CarolSinger200]

Oh well. Here goes!

[LiviaDruscillaAugusta]

Dog looks SERIOUSLY hot there.....

I wouldn't turn him down for sexy time especially if the Cardinal was involved

[LiviaDruscillaAugusta]

Mouse That is fabulous! Does it come (nlt) with a gingerbread Peter Capaldi too?

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

My gingerbread skillz don't stretch that far but I'll give it a try.

I have DT, Capt Jack, Martha, Donna and a few sontarans to position around it.

[Badvocinapeartree]

Dog? (Yes, that one)
No.
Just...no.
Santi looking mighty fine I have to say.
Tom looking...well...FAF as usual.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I see that Norah and Flopsy will be ok on the beardage front though.
(how did I run out of picture allowance? I haven't posted 6 pictures today?)

[LiviaDruscillaAugusta]

Badders Dog is the only hot one there!

Mouse sounds impressive! I wouldn't expect anyone to be able to capture the sheer perfection that is Mr Capaldi in gingerbread though - he's too beautiful!

I have realised that the Internet is a wonderful thing - I found a site which has the best Cardinal and Malcolm Tucker porn literature - it's an inspiration! There is also loads of Musketeer stories, although they don't come close to nonny, SF etc for sheer quality!

[LiviaDruscillaAugusta]

Helen if you post pics from your mobile by clicking on the paper clip icon there doesn't seem to be a limit on numbers....

[LiviaDruscillaAugusta]

Another note to the newbies - the best thing about Team Cardinal is that we don't have a rota we just fight over him and whoever lives/wins gets the Cardinal

[Badvocinapeartree]

Livia, livia...
PC I can understand...but dog?
That going from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Mind you, he is better now he has hit puberty, I'll give you that. Beard seems to be coming in finally :)

[IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter]

Is Howie wearing another bow tie?! Are bowties back in suddenly? Good thing we can't see his feet to check for slip ons.

Am noticing that even though the beards have gone the hair length remains. Easy to grow a beard back but not so easy the hair. So still hope for S3.

[Badvocinapeartree]

Bow ties will never be back in.
Ditto capes.
Just...no.

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

I'm with badders.

Team Santi is much more egalitarian, with a rota and everything. Though I don't seem to get anywhere near it.

[IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter]

Team Aramis is a closed shop Mouse. It's loads more fun on Team Athos. Plus Taxis. I need say no more.

[IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter]

Right I have asked MNHQ nicely. Please weigh in and add voices before they say no!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2250971-All-We-want-for-Christmas-is-a-Fleur-De-Lys-AKA-The-Musketeers-are-back-and-the-wenches-are-pleading

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Have weighed in...

And am rewatching disc 1, so episodes 103 this afternoon

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Here we go - hung-over Athos doing stretches

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

103 episodes?! Apparenlty I have borrows the tardis and time travelled to a time when there have been 10 series and several christmas specials. 103 indeed Episodes 1-3, and Porthos is about to duel with a fork.

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

I dunno MrsBeee, Athos/TB is a bit too like Mr Mouse for my liking - looks and personality. Grumpy, broody, hairy git.

I need someone exotic and different and not like him indoors. So it's Santi for me.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Arghhhh. Muddy paw prints all over manuscript... sodding cat!

[MrsPepperMintonCandyCane]

I have added my voice to the request thread.

Still feel pants.

[MrsPepperMintonCandyCane]

Mouse Santi is a bit like Mr Minty. Maybe I should try to vary!!

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

You've been keeping him to yourself this whole time MrsM?

I think we should swap our dps/dhs. Variety is the spice of life after all. Though MrsBeee has claimed Mr Mouse.

[MrsPepperMintonCandyCane]

If mine ever lived at home he could be borrowed! Working away means I'm awfully pleased to see him when he gets home. I clearly have a type without knowing it though!

[IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter]

And I'm keeping him if he is even a bit like Athos. MrB (sadly nto) is only grumpy. No sullen leaning or snarking at all. Only hairy during holidays

Minty that's a fantastic poem. Post it here too.

[MrsPepperMintonCandyCane]

Thank you MrsBee




'Twas the month before S2 starts,
And all through the inn,
Wenches were stirring and
Finding a grin.

For soon their evenings,
Would be improved
My the arrival of Aramis
Who likes a good brood.

And Porthos, Athos,
Dog and the team,
Not forgetting the Cardinal,
Who makes us dream

Of leather clad men with swords and beards,
Whose presence is all we are wanting New Year.

Our threads will be filled with much merriment and fun,
And wenches could do with an emoticon.

So please consider our wish dear MN techs
Musketeers one for all, and to all a goodnight.

I was bored so wrote!