Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

[CarolSinger200]

Oh well. Here goes!

Elk...cut yourself some slack! You are NOT awful.
Mlleelk will be ok.
It horrid when your day stars like that, though. (Hugs)
I am still in bed!
I have been up and pottered and got dc ready for school. Dh took ds2. It's so nice to get a break from the school run occasionally isn't it?
Gymnastics tonight for ds2.
Got to admit I wouldn't be heartbroken if he decides he doesn't want to go!
I may have a Bath in a minute.
I am sooo fed up of constant worry, tests and bloody drs! (No offence meant there Comtesse!)

In the past year I have had a gallbladder removal op, a scan to check I didn't have a PE, an mrcp scan, failed gastroscopy, a barium swallow, and chest x rays.
And no one seems to know what's wrong with me :(
Proper fed up today.
Sorry.
Welcome to the newbies x

to those feeling poorly/having shitty mornings/needing caffeine

I need to get moving, the sun is shining & there is washing to do. And I'm not at all prepared for Christmas - this morning's task is to get internet shopping.

Have just opened door 3

MlleElk who?

I have RBNRTFT.

Too hot, too cold, too achy.... And bugger me (not literally thank you) lemsips taste foul though it does seem to have helped a little bit now the urge to throw it up has passed.

On the plus side, DH dealt with DS this morning and has buggered off to work to let me die here in peace.

Also on the plus side, I'm off sick so I can get some more work done (very slowly) to try and make The Deadline.

Blows kisses at Obs and Madame for noticing I wasn't there.

Apologises to Norah re. hair comment - I only meant the way his hair was all curly at the bottom in the publicity shot (see current picture at top ) reminded me of your hair which is obviously much nicer and lovelier.

You've all sodded off to RL anyway now.

I have a load of washing on you know.

Oh Helen...your laundry lists excite me in a way I find difficult to explain :)

The washing machine is beeping at me now...

Poor Wifey Should I come over and take care of you?

Poor Helen I hope inconvenient cat can be of some assistance to you? who am I kidding

Hello newbies Team Athos here!

Hi Jess and Minty

What health issues Jess? The blob pain?

Mwah to wenches all around. ILYA

Morning all!

Washing is on! Just trying to figure out how on earth to wrap my Secret Santa gift .

I'm making chicken soup for all ill wenches. Badders I saw your other thread, hope all is well. MrObs, Helen, Jess, all in my thoughts.

Chicken soup sounds delcious, Lyndie, I'm contemplating making some too. I have a great recipe from leon, it's called chicken soup for a bad day.

Hello newbies, great to see you.

Stressed out here. Due on the blob soon, but it's late and my mind is going places it ready shouldn't be. Spent the morning on the phone to powerni too.

Apologies and big snogs to all wenches I've missed. I'll read back and check up on what's been going on, on this lovely new thread. (Great job Carol)

Ooh Lyndie....is it a gallopy gallopy pelvic thrusty GIF by any chance??

^

But you'll know that because you'll have read the full back-catalogue before you posted and are ready to be tested on nearly 12 months and approx. 70,000 posts of demented gibberings.

Inconvenient cat is very determindly with his head on the touchpad of my laptop. Occasionally the screen changes size, randomly.

I probably need more drugs but I'm not taking the liquid from hell lempsip again.

Helen It shouldn't need to be pointed out to you that being off sick is not an opportunity to catch up on some work forchrissakes!!!!!

#wenchconcern

Ok any ideas where / how we start a thread asking mn for a musketeer emoticon??

[musketeers]

[musketeers]

Helen No, don't tell them that even though it is completely true

Madame if you go into Site Stuff you can ask there

madame that'd be site stuff

Heres malcs thread requesting a tardis emoticon. Its in site stuff.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/a2159479-EMERGENCY-REQUEST-FOR-TARDIS-EMOTION

Can someone funny, witty and with photo uploading ability at their disposal do one a bit like this?

Purleeeeeaase????

But look newbies, he's so hot

Thanks mouse, livia, however Ive only got 5 mins left to eat my lunch and am on stupid phone, on which pix uploading is very hit and miss (mostly miss).

We'd need to say "series 2 starts on jan 2!!!!" too, to get over the dire emergency of the situation.

Purleaaaaaase??

Ooooh tardis. That reminds me. My plans for this year's gingerbread house.

Not to worry Elk, I haven't been working at all, I, um, got distracted by, er... high brow literature

There's a pile of manuscript next to me looking accusingly.... (opposite the Inconvenient Cat)

I may need some food though.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! All the beards are gone!!!!!
instagram.com/redscharlach Adn the Season2 Launch has been and gone twitter.com/redfacts

They look naked and just wrong Helen

WW...yes!
Come now!

They look so young.........

In other news, I still can't get that sodding video to load beyond 1:07