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Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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CarolSinger200 · 02/12/2014 18:23

Oh well. Here goes!

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SantisLittleHelper · 04/12/2014 20:04

Holy crap.

SantisLittleHelper · 04/12/2014 20:05
Smile
Badvocinapeartree · 04/12/2014 20:06

Have Done ds2s homework with him - I fucking hate phonics. Biff, chip and kipper can kiss my wrinkly ass.
Sorted all the washing out I did earlier.
Put it away.
Ds2 has added a "love garden" to his Minecraft world....for me and him :)
Bless him.
He is loving his lego advent calendar, but I do struggle to assemble the toys before 7am

LetUsPrey · 04/12/2014 20:12

My head's just out of shot in that picture ... oh

Badders - DS2 sounds very sweet Smile

GoTellItToTheMavis · 04/12/2014 20:28

I get to read Biff and chip both at work and at home. Lucky me. Not really. I haven't been productive at all. Oh well. I might have another mince pie.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 04/12/2014 20:33

My heads just out of shot there

That's so lovely badders. He sounds a complete sweetheart.

SantisLittleHelper · 04/12/2014 20:40

S2 TRAILER TMRW according to Twitter OMFG. Do NOT leave BBC1 between 7 & 10!!!! I may have to sky plus the whole eve??

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 04/12/2014 20:43

Evening wenchery!

So what's all the totes amazeballs stuff we are getting later in the week? Frankly I'd be very happy with a little teaser trailer or a 'musketeers talk about how they prepared for showing much more flesh' BTS clip. Y'know. Just a short vid of Tom exfoliating himself with a rough flannel in the shower. Just something simple.

I'm looking forward to listening to that classic fm I/v. I was also NOT impressed with the cliff whatever one. Have been wanting to discuss with Apricot especially all day so I hope I haven't missed her for the day.

Key issues:

  1. that awful question about a listers . Which also implied OUR musketeer girls were not a listers. Ie RUDE. Humpf. No wonder Tom didn't want to answer it.

  2. plus he embarrassed them about the fans. What were they expected to say, that they hated it all? Didn't understand the wild animal bit really.

  3. the interviewer mostly made them look like a couple of bellends on and on about the prank calls etc. We want to hear more about them or the show or something they haven't already talked about. Grrrr.

Classic fm better be better.

Lovely ass Wicked btw Wink

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 04/12/2014 20:55

Totally love Kipper books = well weird me. Read 3 of them this week.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 04/12/2014 20:58

The classic interviewer said there 2 musketeers, and asked where the third was. Yo which Tom kindly pointed out the fact that there were actually 4.

Those SA readio hosts (both of them) and the interviewer on classic, really are thick as shit, sent they?
Of seriously limited intelligence. Plus plus.
Twats.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 04/12/2014 20:59

Evening wenches Smile

Thanks for the appreciation of my butt Grin

I have written all my christmas cards now, feel really organized and proud of myself Smile

A TM trailer!!! Wiihiiiiiiii Grin

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 04/12/2014 21:04

Previously.... we discovered that:

  1. our heroes are off practising soldiery things,
  2. Treville doesn't like paperwork
  3. I'm trying to catch up with Spaniel but am waaaaaaaay behind

so now, to quote Sparkle advent day 2, let's skip to the good bit...

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Another day finished, she trudged up the stairs, sifting through today's haul of information: there was precious little of note. One of the ladies was allegedly enjoying a liaison with a newly arrived Duke, and the Cardinal was expecting a diplomat from Italy - Mazarin. Other than that the talk was of a masque that would be held at the palace later in the year. Norah was already busy making dresses, and looked likely to attend as a maid to one of her clients. Kate smiled to herself, recalling Norah's excitement as she'd waved designs and samples at her, and her relief (for once) that Kate wouldn't want a new dress since she was already at full stretch with her current orders. Though she was still insistent that she would need to make something new for the wedding. At least Rochefort hadn't been hanging around today - add that to the Queen granting formal permission for her absence from Court, and it had actually been quite a good day.

She retrieved her key as she reached the door - it went in the lock, but didn't turn. Knife in hand, she slowly pushed the door open against the wall and was met with the sight of a leather-clad figure prone on her bed. Boots and weapons dumped on the floor, his hat at an angle on the back of the chair. She smiled and felt the tension melt away. Easing the door shut behind her, she closed it quietly so as not to wake him and pulled off her shoes and jacket. She looked at him: sprawled across the bed, jacket hanging open and shirt undone far enough to expose a 'v' of chest hair. The boots on her floor were caked in dirt; a fine layer of dust covered his clothes and had fallen onto the blankets. She felt absurdly pleased that he appeared to have ridden back and come to find her without stopping to change. A small corner of her mind was scolding her for the purely emotional response, pointing out that the blankets would need beating out and the floor required an thorough sweeping, but she pushed those thoughts away and lay down beside him, feasting her eyes. Her concerns about Rochefort and the Cardinal's intentions evaporating in his presence - he was here, and that was enough.

Although, she decided after a few minutes of gazing at him, it wasn't quite enough. She leaned over and kissed him gently. He stirred slightly, then rolled towards her and flung an arm out, trapping her under it as he sank back into a deep sleep. She shook her head slightly - how far had he ridden today? Frustrating though it was, it felt unfair to wake him when he so clearly needed the sleep. She eased out from under his arm and sat on the edge of the bed. With a slight sigh, she unlaced her bodice - stretching her back and rolling her shoulders in relief at being freed from the constricting garment. She stood to slip out of the skirts, lit a candle and unpinned her hair. She shivered slightly in the evening air and rubbed her arms, then turned to find his eyes open, his gaze following her as she moved round the room.

She grinned at him "Long ride?" The response was a grunt. She pulled a robe on over her shift and filled a mug which he emptied immediately and held out for a refill. "Have you eaten?"
He nodded and sat up, rubbing his face and running his fingers through his hair - more dust fell onto the blankets. "I only meant to sit down for a minute..."
She smiled over her shoulder as she lifted the jug to refill the mug. He stood and crossed the room, his eyes drinking in the sight of her silhouetted against the window with her hair loose down her back. He took the mug from her and set it back down on the table, then faced her - one hand resting on her waist, the other brushing her hair back from her face, noting that the cut had healed and the bruise nearly gone.

Tension built as they looked at each other in silence, his eyes searching hers. Then his mouth descended, his kiss urgent and demanding. She met him with equal intensity, their breathing ragged with desire, hearts hammering as their hands roamed over each other's bodies. She pushed his jacket off his shoulders, winding her fingers through the hair at the nape of his neck, holding him close as he buried his face in her neck, tongue exploring her neck before he stepped back to push her robe off. She gazed at his torso, the muscles flexing and moving beneath his skin as his arms lifted to pull his shirt over his head; trailed her fingers through his chest hair, down towards his trousers. His mouth covered hers again as she fumbled with the buttons and laces; he burned with pure need, desperate to feel her skin against his. His hands pulled at her shift, trying to slip it off her shoulders - she heard a tear as a seam gave way beneath his fingers, and finally, clothes discarded across the floor, they fell onto the bed, the dust and dirt forgotten.

Her arms were wrapped round his neck, pulling him down then dragging her nails along his back as his lips roamed across her face and down her neck - her gasps and whimpers driving him on. She writhed under the touch of his fingers and lips, overwhelmed by the sensations and trapped beneath him as she whispered his name and lifted her hips to guide him in. He groaned in pleasure as he entered her, and fingers entwined, felt her move beneath him to match his rhythm. She licked and sucked on his neck - the taste of sweat and dust mingled together, then returned to his lips as the heat built between them. She trembled beneath him, her orgasm pulsing through her as he watched her face - her eyes unfocussed, pupils blown with desire and cheeks flushed; with a last thrust he fell on top of her, tremors running through him as he gathered her in his arms and pulled a blanket over them.

He ran a finger lightly along her scar, then kissed it gently "Miss me?"
"Hmmm" she smiled "My bed seemed an awful lot bigger while you were away... I did suggest I needed a larger one... I got a very disapproving look." She grinned happily.
"What have you been up to then?"
"I had a very pleasant week of no court duties whatsoever, and then back to the usual rounds of gossip and tedium - business as usual. You?"
He yawned "On exercise."
"Running round in the woods waving swords at each other?" She grinned, then squeaked as a finger prodded her in the ribs. "Oh - um. The stable lads are pestering me to go to the dance next week." He raised an eyebrow and she shrugged slightly sheepishly and yawned. "I've never been, and I promised last year that I'd try to go this year..." her eyes drifted shut "and I'll need to go home at some point soon, but I can't get permission unless I take an escort, and Treville said it would have to wait until he could spare someone. So that will probably be after the dance." She yawned again, shifted against him as she got more comfortable. "I did miss you though."
He glanced down, not sure he'd heard her barely audible mutter correctly, then smiled and closed his eyes.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 04/12/2014 21:05

I am very angry today.
Sparkles 5'5'' woman
Is a knobber, as are the 2 SA interviewed and the dippy classic interviewer.

All fucking dipsticks.

Dh asks: what about: dirty filthy stinking no good cocksucking stink pig

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 04/12/2014 21:06

Perfect. I told dh. Grin

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 04/12/2014 21:08

I would say Comtess that Tom Burke's star has risen far enough to warrant a personal assistant for the purposes of 'preparation', and I of course, am the ideal candidate for the role as I have a shower scrunchie, and am already accustomed to showering on a daily basis.

I am also quite happy to be flexible on hair mussing, with a wide variety techniques at my disposal...

FlopsyTheSnowman · 04/12/2014 21:08

Bloody hell you lot prattle...still way behind but wanted to say, madame, I bloody love the word 'wazzock'. Nice one, it's up there with twonk and pillock.

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 04/12/2014 21:14

Biff and chip books. Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Did them first with ds1 (16). Will do them again next year with ds4 ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

However, I like to find the random glasses left lying around the place, and the beach one where there is a picture of a dog (nto) having a shit on the sand.
Helps to pass the time...

Hope everyone is ok today.
madame look after yourself or else
floppers your bongs are magnificent (yes those ones and those ones) look after yourself or else.
jess don't fucking bother trying to escape. Hope you feel ok. Look after yourself or else.
mouse two trees stealth boast? wow that's lovely. Xmas Grin Xmas Wink
sparks good running there.
elky GET FUCKINGSORRYFLOPPERS WRITING.
ww ooooh, nice arse..

badders look after yourself or else. And stop doing so much Xmas Hmm
obs hope you and your DH are doing ok. Look after yourselves or else.
mrsminton I saw you sneaking back in, hope you're ok?
fancy helloooo
letus tell your fuckingsorryfloppers brain to shut the fucksorryfloppers up and get wenching.
mave how's it all going? Exciting about your parcel! Xmas Wink
bea
lyndie
NONNY GET FUCKINGSORRYFLOPPERS WRITING.
comtess hope your day has been filled with pus and squishy things Xmas Grin
madame or should I say shakira? Hope you aren't having any migraines? Look after yourself or else.
hannah,cin,malc and anyone else not here right now we loves you and look forward to seeing you soon/again. Hope you are all well and looking the fucksorryfloppers after yourselves.

No doubt I have 'forgotten' someone and will be told forthwith. This is all as planned. I am testing you all.

Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!
TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 04/12/2014 21:19

Oooh Nonny very good. Dirty filthy Athos, yummie Grin

Hi Norah, glad you like my arse Grin

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 04/12/2014 21:21

Oooooh nonny that was great as always....
However...
Athos/muscles rippling? bit of a stretch
Xmas Wink

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 04/12/2014 21:22

It's like a very useful shelf isn't it? Xmas Wink

Today for my tea I had rollmops. I saw them and thought of you.

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 04/12/2014 21:24

Btw, the first madame entry should have been helen Xmas Blush

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 04/12/2014 21:25

Ooh Nora. Evening gorgeous

I was thinking of you this morning as I wrapped up in 'the coat' which is super cosy and warm and lovely and thought 'I wouldn't have this if it wasn't for Nora'. So thank you.

Obs. You are on one Grin. Hope all is well tomorrow for MrO. Thinking of you.

Nonny. Niiiice. I was totally there in the moment with the dust on the bed and then thinking 'fuck it'. This has happened to me more than I care to recount.

Elk Grin. I'm old fashioned with my flannels I know (actually Liz Earle Muslin washcloths). I could rub him anywhichway any day, all day. .

Obs, one of the spoiler TV things says we will get more in S2 btw....

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 04/12/2014 21:26

More KINGY. Applewankers.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 04/12/2014 21:30

Argh I was ready to wrap some presents tonight and someone toddlermouse has made off with the sellotape. I have no idea where it's gone. I put it on the sideboard so I'd know where it was and someone toddlermouse has taken it and hidden it in the house somewhere.

And the prat I live with has produced a roll of brown sellotape and asked if it will do?
Fucking no, you numpty

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 04/12/2014 21:31

Can't stop thinking about that poor mum and baby in Bristol. It's really got to me. Ds1 has suggested Sherlock so just cwtching up on sofa with him, an old blanket my man crocheted, Cumberbund as the best man and a hot chocolate. Back later.

Elk. Cheer me up with some filth. Gwan.