Evening wenches. Have RBNR again

All I can really remember is Wicked's very shapely backside, lyndie's lack of heating, piss poor organisation so far re promoting S2, and the need to lock Jess in the Cwtch Cupboard so she can't leave. Sorry, but nothing's really staying in. I get in from work and my brain just says "I've got you home, that's your lot for tonight".
The highlights of my evening will be ordering a new washing machine and, more importantly, getting to open the first four days on the advent calendar.