Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

FUCKING HELLFIRE!!!

It's like you've seen my actual thoughts.... that's TOTALLY how it goes.

I'm off into a meeting!!! Fucking fuckity fuck.

I am forever in your debt, oh amazing Elk.

Enjoy your meeting Comtess

'king hell....

Radio times out nationwide on dec 10th

Oh Elk. That's so much better.

Can you write another one? Pretty please?About a Tavern wench who meets TB after a Carol concert?

That's would be good......

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^ what ww said

Hell's bells Elk.

Elk...you utter saucebox! :)

Well fuck me.

Tom Burke.

Oh Elk, it's been toooo long since you did wrote that.

Ayethengyou

Obs...Hmm, The Tavern Wench, the Homegrown Heartthrob and the baby......I'm not sure about that one

Mouse

Less crotch visual in this one

New thread any one?

I might have had a couple of images knocking round my head earlier....

anyone else's photo albums choc full of musketeers and not much else?

What other photo albums?

I'm sorry but I'm not actually capable of coherent thoughts or actions right now. I just read it again, and am wandering about the house aimlessly and keep forgetting what I'm meant to be doing.

My mind is full of dark London, with Christmas lights reflecting off the river, and THAT man.

Press screening tomorrow wenches!!! Salt has tweeted looking forward to seeing the girls so AM PRESUMING TM IN ATTENDANCE too. Any wench fancy a trip to London tmrw eve? ??

Oh I dunno Wicked, it depends whose crotch you were gawping at with lolling tongue looking at

Wicked. Guess what I'm eating right now.

A lemon curd sandwich.

Oh yes.

MrsB

DH is in London. Wonder if he would try and gatecrash the press event for me? How should I phrase it.....

fRIDAY 2 JAN confirmed confirmed!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh...amazing taxi porn elk!!!

I am knackered, have a massive cold, dp is away, and I have done no xmas shopping. Panic setting in. I cant even summon the energy to nc yet. Can someone repost the advent calendar please? I need to see what's behind door number 2.

Squeeeee it's confirmed. Fridays are the new Sundays!

Fri 2 Jan at 9pm.