Ok, I give up. I've tried to keep up, honestly I have but I'm still back on page 13. I've never, never skipped a thread and I'm not starting now but just wanted to say 'Hi' to my favourite online friends.
'Hi'
A couple of thongs (so far)...
norah, I proper love all the auto-correcting of fuckingsorryfloppers, it's genius.
mouse, toddler mouse is gorgeous! I bet you can forgive him anything.
sparks, you are soooo dedicated to the wenching cause, all around we are falling by the wayside and there you are, perving away. You need a medal or santi's cock
badders, well hel you've finished your shopping. I just have a pile of random shite I'll distribute to various family members.
Oh and I'm in THREE secret Santas....three!!!!
obs, hope you feel vaguely normal now love. Please try to look after yourself.
helen, I know it happened on Thursday, but I'm catching up, total shitter about the unsaved work. Hope it's all sorted.
Erm, that's it I think, I'm off back to page 13. Think kindly of my name, if you think of me at all (or sommat).