Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

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Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

How about one of those minivibrators you have Obs? I thought they sounded really interesting

Morning. It's lovely here for a change. Off out.

Hope all wenches have a good day.

I sent my secret Santa gift a couple of weeks ago but I have no idea if it arrived or not

Morning!!

Just returning from the 1950s , however am at sister's where there are about 4634 children under the age of 5 and they are all little s*ts, with the exception of my darlings angels of course bollocks. So wenching time is limited. Just RBNR very much. Tom has nice handwriting....that's pretty much it.

Oh, and I had a norty rather lovely dream

Morning wenches!

Well the sun is out and I am having coffee and a cigarette

I can hear the asshole who lives in the flat above me throwing up (he was very drunk last night and yelling at his girlfriend) so hope he feels crap all day!

I'm struggling with Secret Santa too - if you haven't dropped any hints yet, please do so!

HINT re Secret Santi. The clue's in the name.

Just followed a link from Maimie's twitter & seen that beautiful green dress she wore this week is available to buy (vintage, presume you actually end up with the very one she wore!) Unfortunately you have to be a size 8

Swedish, I had already thought if that. But my person is not that!

I know which musketeer my person likes. And my person is lovely. But that doesn't mean my person is easy to but for! I have thought about my person a lot.

I wanted to buy them something really nice. Something musketeery. Cover for their phone. But I don't know what phone they have. (I have a new I phone 5s I think) do they make a covers for it? Can I get a musketeer cover printed for their phone? Have I left it too late? Would they like that?

Can the person find me the latest Anne SA Athos photos, for my wallpaper, that are not fuzzy? That would make a great secret Santa present, for me!!

I want to buy a really nice present for my secret Santa. Because the person is particularly lovely. But no matter how much I think about the person, and think about their posts. I still can't think of anything.

hints please!!!!!!

Surely my secret Santa is not struggling with me?

I like chocolate. Dairy milk. Nuts. No fruit.
Mint chocolate. Nuts. Generally.

I like brown nail varnish. I like all nail varnish.
I like Athos. A lot!!
Aramis is very good looking.
You know I even love kingy.

I have 2 boys. I go glamping.

Can we have a hint giving sess? slit.

I just typed a long post and then refreshed the screen on accident. Arse.

We're going out to the beach apparently......

waves to wenches...

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Yes, but wenches could say they have Received a parcel...no one except the sender would know who it was from!

I like the idea of a hinting sesh. I'd love to get to know the other wenches better.

I just want Tom Burke Athos. In a box. So I can hide him from mrElk.

Pleaseandthankyou

I Do hope my secret santa person likes my gift...I had it made for her! :)
I'm pretty easy too (yes, like that)
I'm sure your person will love what you get her obs x

I've bought my person their present, I just need to post it. I hope she'll love it.

Congrats on your new niece MrsBee.

Hi TW, love your new name.

Obs, you're not my SS person, but would this be any good for your wallpaper, although I feel bad cutting Maimie out as she's so gorgeous.

Still no luck with that video.

I've just dressed babymouse to go to his grandparents.

He yelled like he was being murdered and tried to run away repeatedly. Dressing babymouse is one of the most stressful things in my day.

Afternoon wenches.

Just a quick one (nlt). I've received my present. Obviously not opened it but thank you anyway to whoever. Whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it!

My thing to send is on its way to me and then I have to send it to the wench in question.

I've tried watching that video on the computer. It took over five minutes to watch about 50 seconds and then it reset itself.

Excellent name change Trev

OOooh yes congrats mrsb!
Mouse...sounds stressful!
I am off back to bed.
Ds1 decided to come into my bed last night at midnight just a I feel asleep :(
Have done da1s homework with him so Dh can sort ds1 out.

LOL Madame
Apricot, you're a star - you even took out that annoying microphone!

Shiiiiiiiiit wenches I've had a thing arrive today & don't know if it's Secret Santi!

I can tell what it is from the shape of it but it could also be something I've ordered for Ds2 for Christmas! And I can't open it!

But the postmark is Germany - I may have been when I saw that!

The thing is - if it is Secret Santi then I can start to fathom it out from what wenches are posting now It's going to be like Cluedo, with me narrowing it down...my kids HATE playing Cluedo with me cos they have NEVER beaten me & they can't work out what I'm writing down every time someone has a turn

And I've just had another email reply about that video - they've tested it & there's no problem. Use another internet browser. I have fooorrrrrrrFuuuuuuckkkksake.