Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

Fucking shitting twatface surprise!!!!!!!!!!!

Not going to plan Sparks?

I have sorted. #Wenchpower.

Trouble is, I'm no good at secrets. At all.

AND I STILL HAVEN'T DONE MY TESCO SHOP & now Celeb is on!!

FFS.

Oooo Sparks when do we find out??? I love a suprise

Gosh, it is quiet....
reads thread...... vaguely....

My Elk analysis:

SC as Aramis. Always. All the fucking time. And then some more.

SC as Vronsky. Always. Even thinking about Vronsky makes me believe I am having sex sometimes.

SC as Father Vega. Yep, Always.

SC as Andreas. Yep.

SC as Camilo Cienfeugos. Even him.

SC as Paulo/Pablo. Yep always.

SC as the chef/in Dexter/Heroes. Yep, yep and yep.

Sparks - excited.

He is just so so wonderful abd handsome and just lovely.

Comtesse the Horse/Athos picture is from commodities when he's riding through the village to see the blacksmith isn't it?

We're just going to have to rewatch Commodities to check. Shame...

Sparks, what are you up to?

Whilst I am here.

Episode 4 rewatch: The Good Soldier

the one with Mr Tilney, sad Aramis, gun slinging Porthos, duelling Athos - Dog just doesn't want to get hanged.

That's Sunday at 9pm just in case you weren't aware.

Sparks you are rejoining now.

That one also has a cross Treville.

Ok, I'm knackered, off to snuggle in the hayloft.

Have fun with exploding Athos

No, I'm still not rejoining. I think I will still miss this week's AND next week's. I'll be back to rewatching with jingle bells on after though!

And then there may only be a couple of frigging weeks til S2!!! When's the Radio Fucking Times out?!

Night all

I don't know when to give you your surprise wenches. I haven't decided yet

I am being cross with DH who has been out at nearby big city Christmas market. He's a bit worse the wear for drink. He is massively annoying me.

Anne - I agree with everything you said about SC.

Bet SC wouldn't get annoyingly drunk and piss me off.

Oh wenches, I've had one of those meh evenings. Put it like this, folding the washing was the high point

LetUs, just further evidence for my The Only Good Husband Is An Ex One theory. Although I'm feeling extra cynical today.

Hope to have my wenching mojo back tomorrow. Will defo be about for the re-watch.

Night all.

I think you will be back just in time for Dog and Connie discarding weaponary.

Ooooooh yes I could do with seeing that scene again.

Santi would never be a twat. Ever.

LetUs nothing more annoying than a tipsy husband when you're not in the mood for it.

Helen/ elk in my recollection in Commodities when he is riding into the village the first time when there are the nodding villagers he's all buttoned up and wearing a hat... And when he goes back to find Mr Blacksmith I don't think you see him on the horse... Though now I've typed that, if it IS from Commodities that's the bit it would be in.

Hmmmm. Hang on, let me look again... But the hair looks a bit long for it too.

Going to have to rewatch and check.

No no no no no no no!!!!

I swear, I didn't go to some dodge site for that. It was on Twitter

FFS. Why have you posted that? I can't unsee that.

It was Commodities. 35 mins and 54 secs in to be exact.

may have just finished an enjoyable rewatch

Arggghhhhh! Sparkle WTAF!

No no no no no. Just wrong.

Is that our surprise?!