Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

They're playing Mariah Carey on the radio!!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Public Service announcement: Norah - it's Friday today

(And that video still resolves to an error message for me. I think we may have crashed their musketeers section Surely someone got it onto Youtube?) where did the screen caps come from?

Morning wenchipoos

You know when you're head is so full of snot, that if you tip it forward it feels like it might explode and plaster to walls with sludge, then when you blow your nose you can actually feel solid gobbits of snot peeling off the backs of your eyes?

Well, that.

for Elk and a Fuzzy Tom, and a lemsip. That should cover most bases...

I am now on Chapter 9 of manuscript....

Does a Fuzzy Tom bear any relationship to Tom's Fuzzy Navel?

From what I remember, the Fuzzy Tom was a Hot Toddy-type drink. I added lots of extra cinnamon.nutmeg/ginger to mine. I think it may have been MrsB who invented it (after a photo when TB (yto) was in the foreground, very out of focus)

In that case no thanks Helen, I think what I need is a Tom's Fuzzy Navel

I'll just rest my head here for a little while

Is it bad I want to stick my tongue into his...er...navel cleft?
Is that even a thing?

It is when I'm nuzzling Badders. You'll have to wait.

Badders I think that's pretty tame compared to some fench comments online

Can't say it appeals, he'd need to be just out of the shower. Oooh, the shower. FMImagination.... he'd never get out of the shower if I...

Do you mean this bit Badders? Coz that's a belly button or umbilicus if you want to be fancy

What are the fenches saying Hel?

Elk, it was generic fench comment, given the cringe-worthy stuff I've seen posted (whereas we, of course, are the epitome of dignity and restraint. Um...)

Morning wenches!

Happy Friday to you all!

I had another bout of insomnia last night, not getting to sleep until about 5.00 am so getting up for work was a struggle! On the plus side, I found even more Capaldi smut fiction, so that was rather awesome! I seem to be permanently OTH at the moment

Elk Get well soon - I think you should take the whole day with Athos

Morning all. That video's still not available.

and and Athos for Elk.

DS has norovirus, so I've got to go and get supplies to drop outside his front door. Not going in.

I've put an album of Jess Pope's Season 2 pics in the Storeroom so we can see what we have to look forward to.

Have a good day all.

Poor you Elk

Some extra strong for you Livia

Oh elk....sorry you are so poorly :(
I think I prefer "navel cleft"...I may patent the term :)

Eeew Apricot defintely - paint a red cross on his door while you're there, just to warn others!

Dh is still in bed, but days he will try to get up at lunchtime.

Thanks wenches....it's worth every snotty second if it grants me unfettered access to Tom's navel

I like naval cleft.....we should have it added to Grays.

"Naval Cleft. An area of fuzziness covering the male abdomen, situated inferior to the rectus sheath, superior to the manhood and equidistant between cum gutters. The central indent will often contain a tiny bit of fluff. Ideally squidgy to palpation. Functions as Elk's pillow"

There's not much that wouldn't be worth unfetterred access really... (though would rather it was to TB-as-Athos)

I'm making pom poms whilst the men present are doing something with the PlayStation.

No one's admiring my pom poms because cocktail sausages are present.

Fuck! How is it after 1pm already??

Have just come to snog Apricot thank you for the store room pictures. Then go to go and get on with crap.

Hmm Helen.....lets work this through and give it a proper analytical breakdown. For science.

TB as Athos - Holy crap! Every which way til Tuesday. Up the right un, the wrong un, upside down and swinging from the chandelier. He might have to do me a striptease, but I'd repay him with a thorough weapons inventory

TB as Philip Carvel - Ooh, tricky one this. I'm going to say yes, as long as he jumps me like he did Broska(sp). The beard was the decider in the end.

TB as Bullet - No idea, not seen it. Will default to hell yes.

TB as Billy in Only God Forgives - Err. No

TB as Ben in Heading out - wouldn't be for want of trying. I'd join him in some spiritual trampolining though.

TB as Bill Kendall - Yes, but only to muss him up a bit

TB as Terrence - Well....if I was chilly in Svalbard

TB as Bentley Drummie - c'mere you bad boy, lets see what you can do with that riding crop

TB in Look, Stranger - actually, yes, yes I would

TB as Davy - He'd never leave the tent.

TB as lt Colin - Despite being a Colin, there's no way I'd be able to resist the uniform

TB as Bluey - erm.....

TB as Napoleon - See previous feelings re. uniform. Plus bonus grubbiness. Oof!

TB as Sam - Hell yeah! with round two after a couple of pina coladas

TB as Daniel Clay - No. Absolutely not........ha ha had you going. Don't bother putting your clothes back on Daniel, you won't be needing them

TB as Paul - sure, after I'd given him a good slap

TB as Jack Casanova - If he made up a Wigwam with David Tennant

NB this is not a comprehensive list.