Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

Oooh, soggy Athos. snogging milady....

Do you know what ds1's favourite toy was? A plastic bottle with chick peas inside. S(dried of course) sealed up really tight. He'd wave it around, throw it, chase it, roll it.

Do that. They'll like that.

I RTFT.

Then i saw Sparks gifs and I just don't have the vocabulary. I actually can't speak.

Simply put, we live in a very unfair world when i cannot wake up to that man every single day of my life.

IKR??

By crikey...

On the off chance you are wondering what IkR? means and that your post was an epic xpost ww...

I Know, Right?

Or a coke bottle norah. Toddler loved the way those caught the light. He could play with one for hours.

Thank fuck for that picture and those gifs because they've brought me back from the edge. The Edge (nto) I tell you.

Finally get DS2 to do his letter to Santa which has to be in school tomorrow. Much whinging. He carries it across the living room in a bit of a silly way. It floats out of his hand and manages to waft its way behind the fire. The fire which is fixed to the fireplace. A fact I only discovered after trying to move it, my hand slipping and me nearly slicing a finger off. Too late to do another letter and he won't do one anyway because by this stage he's having a tantrum. He's now in bed, has been for ages, but he's still awake. Whatevs. Aaaaaarrrrrggghhh.

Throw that on top of afuckingnother fucking awful day of work shiteness.

Oh, and it's DH's Christmas work party in two weeks. I have nothing to wear. FMDHCWP.

How about 7up? Nice and festive green?

I was going to say some thing to you.... What was it?
Hang on....

Oh yes! The friday thing. Sooo fucking(sf) (nto) about that. All day I'd been mentally preparing, and then slap! 'Hahaha it's only fucking (sf) (nto) Thursday you twat'
Anyway. H is off tomorrow to go and buy a new car. Wonder if he'll do the morning school run?
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Inconvenient Cat is now trying to sit on the manuscript....

Oh, not you letus sorry. You'd look a bit daft in a 7up bottle. you so wouldn't you sexy fuckersorryfloppers

I'm sorry, but it amuses me no end that my twatpad now predicts that.

I am trying to discuss black friday but cannot concentrate. Sparks where have you gone????????

It wants your attention helen

Right have to go moi luvvers

Night all

Ah, I see Norah I learn so much from you

I love inconvenient cat

Night Norah. ILY

I'm off to bed now too. Night all

Night night norah and ww

Parents eve Anne! Am back. Let's talk! And look. Again . Where the fucking fuck is that video?????

Night wenches.

Evening. In party dress hell for DD. She has a couple which will do, but of course she wants a new one to help deal with her crammed Christmas social diary. She is 7 but wears age 9-10. So I don't want anything to cutsey and little, but at the same time I don't want her to look like she is on the pull.Plus she doesn't suit shift style or washed out colours. Is it just me or is the prevailing fashion for girls mini-slut

For winning at Christmas toys you cannot go wrong with ELC. Brilliant quality and very playable with. My DS had this www.elc.co.uk/Light-and-Sound-Farm-Tractor/130962,default,pd.html and also the fire engine and even though he will be 6 in a couple of months he still plays with them. From 1 year up so almost there for an 8 month old. Julia Donaldson a bit too old yet but if you want to she has a new one out - Scarecrows Wedding.

Or get Elk's book That's Not My Musketeer.

Cannot find SA radio, or any other interview apart from this one which now seems to be working. Maybe they just don't have the on demand TV and radio service we have here?

I have spent most of the evening perving on one of the PC fan pages on FB and knitting while trying to watch Matt Smith's last series so I can move on to a rewatch of PC - just cried my eyes out at one episode and realised that the next one makes me cry too!

Here's a little something to brighten the Tavern up...

And I want to stroke his hair while he sleeps