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Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/11/2014 13:51

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

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SantisLittleHelper · 22/11/2014 22:28

OMG! Haven't RTFT at all but have just got home & want to say Cinn ILY!!

Clever wench.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/11/2014 22:29

Oh - they're onto Avatar. I don't like Avatar. Which is unfair of me because I've never actaully sat through it all.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/11/2014 22:29
Grin
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SantisLittleHelper · 22/11/2014 22:39

Holdonafuckingminute!!!!!

New Year's Day???????

Whaaaaaaaattttt?

Please let it be true! Surely the TV mags are out in the shops? Can any wench access any listings for NYD online?

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 22/11/2014 22:55

Try Filmon.tv app WW? Can live watch UK tv with it via mobile device.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/11/2014 23:02

night all.... DH has MOTD on.

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We3KingyofOblomovAre · 22/11/2014 23:10

New Years Day?????? Shock
Nice Bongs, as always, Helen.
Meatballs, no surely we don't need to lose you, until the DVD comes out - there must be a way round this, IT wise.

RumpledElkSkin · 22/11/2014 23:35

Evenin'

Just had a vair quick catch up but only managed to retain The Toddler taking a Hoover attachment to bed.....laughed out loud at that one and woke poorly babyElk Grin and Sad

And....New Years day?.....bring it. Woo hoo!

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 23/11/2014 08:22

Am I the only wench awake. I have made an executive decision to not do football/swimming this morning because it is pissing down and we need to get started on the house before 12noon.

REWATCH: tonight 9pm. Episode 3, Commodities - the one with Bonnaire, fight wifey, Athis doors and wine, Cardinal great one liners, injured angry Porthos and Aramis whipping sound

SantisLittleHelper · 23/11/2014 08:25

No, I am awake for ANOTHER run before getting on with the rest of my life!

Mmmmmm....Aramis whipping sound.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 23/11/2014 08:56

I had a lie-in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DS didn't emerge until 7:40 Grin
though he's been plugged into sodding club penguin since then, with a short break for breakfast.

Miserable weather here too, forecast to rainall day. (Contemplates hell of indoor play thingies to get DS running about and active today...)

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Badvocinapeartree · 23/11/2014 08:58

Oh!
Commodities...one of my faves! :)
I shall be purchasing the Xmas radio times ASAP to verify these reports of a New Year's Day start to series 2!
Excellent bongs Helen x
Not much doing today.
It's grey and cold and wet.
Ds1 hasn't got a match today thank god, so it'll be going to see mum who has the lurgy and going to pils later.
Ds2 has a hospital apt tomorrow afternoon. And back to the counsellor on weds so busy week ahead.
ILYA.
Just sayin :)

Cinnamoncookie · 23/11/2014 09:13

Why is it sodding raining ? I resent paying for the bus to go to Sainsbo's, when it's perfectly walkable, but shopping bags plus brolly is a giant ballache

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 23/11/2014 09:13

Commodities has something for everyone doesn't it?
Athos gets to be grubby and tortured (and barge through doors spilling wine everywhere)
Aramis makes whipping noises
Porthos gets his top off
Dog gets to be caring and concerned
Cardnial gets his "Explain as if your life depended on it' line
and Treville... hmmm. Does he have a holiday in this episode? He probably leans over his desk/on balcony/strides about at some point...

Back to RL to play with DS...

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Badvocinapeartree · 23/11/2014 09:15

I Am harassing Comtesse on twitter! Poor woman...she will probably need to take out an injunction at some point! :)

LetUsPrey · 23/11/2014 09:23

Morning wenches.

Love Commodities. Anyone can tell a woman she's beautiful. Making her believe it is where the genius lies. Grin

Usual stuff today. First load in the machine.

CarolSinger200 · 23/11/2014 09:44

Morning ladies.

Hope I didn't miss too much yesterday. Spent the day and most of the evening with my sister.

Will read through thread later and catch up proper.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 23/11/2014 09:50

Morning. It's lovely and sunny here. So of course earlier this week I agreed the DC would help with the swimming instructor assessments at the school they go to. Means an hour of free lessons for them but I had assumed it would be pouring down.

Looking forward to Commodities tonight. Outside chance I might not make it. Does anywench need the link or have you got the site bookmarked?

FolknNorah · 23/11/2014 10:00

Oh my fucking shitting Christ I had sooooo many sexytime dreams last night. Shock
It isn't funny. It is sad.

I will try to do this Rewatch. With it paused on topless Porthos.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 23/11/2014 10:33

Well, you were in mine Norah but I can't remember anything about it other than that.

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MavisGrind · 23/11/2014 11:05

Morning all. I had a fantastic lie in - 10.20! (Unheard of). However I was dreaming about directing a school play which was going horribly wrong so I've woken up exhausted Hmm

Usual stuff here today. Esp as I didn't do any washing yesterday.

Have a good day wenches. See you for commodities if not before.

Badvocinapeartree · 23/11/2014 11:14

Ds1 informed me last night that I am not giving him enough dinner money...he gets £10 per week.
He now wants snacks too so we have negotiated an increase to £15 per week.
Bloody hell, kids are expensive!
And he needs new logo sweatshirts too but I am trying to ignore that for the time being.
One load on, one load in the dryer.
Have done the dishes and tidied upstairs.
Dh is still on the shed.
Boys are on iPad/listening to iPod.
I might watch something on TV...now there's a thought!

RumpledElkSkin · 23/11/2014 11:37

Woo hoo, I've booked my train tickets. I told MrE about the carols and he laughed! Hmm I'm not sure if he realised I was serious....anyway done now. Baby elk and I get a nice day out, mlleelk gets a sleepover and MrE gets an evening drinking wine and playing tanks. Win win I say Grin

Now we just need rid of the snot.

RumpledElkSkin · 23/11/2014 11:41

Oh and Anne, I love the Commodities synopsis Grin, it's great the way we know them so well they can be summed up in a few words - Athos wine, fighty wifey, injured porthos, aramis whipping

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 23/11/2014 11:43

Major cleaning today, my place now looks less like a dump. I even did some dusting!! Grin

Have a lovely day wenches Smile