Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

And at some fench asking to sit on Luca's face!!!!! I think it's Luca's, rather than the giraffe's

FFS. Have a bit of decorum. Like the wenches.

Some people have no class...

Come on Howie, less pics of your sister's blardy market stall & more of Muskesafari please.

MrsB.....Tom has always had very gropeable nicely defined pecs, it's the delts that could use an introduction to a set of dumbbells. He is looking mighty trim though I have to sa - phwoooaarrooooooommphh!!

being a wheat free vegan all that lunging with a sword suits him

I have been so distracted by beard devastation & also at how pretty Luca looks that I've only just registered Tom's in the pic!!! OMG, actually in the pic & on social media He's wearing a tit hat though.

All this wheat free vegan shit is a lie. Is he the only one in that pic with a coffee instead of water?

Are the delta the squidgy tummy bits? I kind of like those. Handy for falling asleep on after......

The level of fenching is quite alarming. Has the clearly-old-enough-to-be-his-mother woman asked if they could go on a date and offered to marry him again yet?

Aww the Luca and cubs one is cute.

Lets have a closer look.....

Thank fuck for that.....there's still a beard on those divine chops. Sorry Sparks not sorry. not that arsed really

Deltoids you mean? I always thought Tom was a bit mooby?

Dog looks like mowgli.
Puts me right off

She did yesterday I think Mrs Beee. Cos it immediately made me think of Comtess & how we'd have to compare how tightly our toes were curled.

Shocker - Tom in 'actual posing for photo' picture (the one from Luca's instagram)!

The more I look at the farfaraway site one (reposted because, well, why on earth wouldn't you?) the more I agree with Sparks all the others posing and looking into distance, and there he is glaring at the camera in a 'if this isn't the last photo I'm going to kill you' sort of way.

Dog has better hair than me.

That's not coffee, it's chai tea. please let it be coffee

oh - cross post with Elk

And again you can FTFO Mrs Beeee. Where are the rest of Team A in my hour of need?????

Don't even make me get out the picture evidence cos you know full well which of the 2 of em would win on the body front.

Had a bit of a tidy up of my photo stream the other day and found these.

I hope you find them informative mrsB

Yes Comtess loved a good fench hunt. Hope she's spotted these via twatter.

Tom is NOT "mooby"
How very dare you?

S'ok Sparks, Elk had inadvertently done it for you .

Am only teasing. I luffs you very much. And I probably would Santi .

Bloody hell if all text books were illustrated like this I'd have concentrated a lot harder in class.

Come on Luca, post some more, post some more. This is great having new new stuff to look perve at.

Mouse, Dog has better hair than most of us I think. I remember in one of the very first threads someone had his at the bottom of the list precisely because of the hair - here we go:
Littlegreyauditor said:
"D'Artagnan is just too pretty. I don't do pretty. I can handle farting and stubble. I can handle socks on the bathroom floor. I cannot handle a man spending more time on his hair than I do."

It's no good, I can't get past 'devastated' every time I click over to Twitter. Right Santi, you've had 2 weeks to enjoy the novelty, now Grow. It. Back.