Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Wiggly roof.

Ppppppppppppphhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrr

Music's gone all Sergio Leone

Cin, are you questionig the plot?

Semi-nekkid Porthos

Love Dog.

'Why didn't you mention it before?'

Good question Dog.

The spare key is under the doormat of course!

What kind of brutes are you ?

Yes cin in his pants.

It's the best way with Porthos. I know a better way though

elk are you in bed with BabyElk then? I have hot and sweaty DS asleep next to me.

Doors!!!!!!!!!!

Tbf in costume drama no one ever uses a key. Well maybe in Dickens. Scrooge maybe.

Cardinal's fake facial hair

Doors !

Awwwwwww he's sleeping now.

Flashback...

Ah... back to grimy Athos - much better!

Fuckity fuck, am late. Will fast forward but need to watch the argument over caring about Porthos and the doors obvs.

Poofy hair Athos

I'm here wenches even if it is 20 minutes late. First thought - I'd do bonnaire. Carry on.

The hair dept must have been pissing themselves

Yes Helen, and she's doing my swede (nto) in. I'll have to continue this later I think

Oh and bouffy Athos. Because I would

Ppppppppphhhhhhhhooooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr

Melancholy Athos.

Someone should tell Milady that that really isn't the most perfect room.

I'd do Bonnaire too. And Mrs Bonnaire. She's fab.