Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

A rat!!!!

Drink we have loads of bedding and two big airers but stuff is on radiators currently as its pouring here and we can't get it outside.

Ali/Drink no worries re dehumidifier, apart from it drying the clothes faster. It's will be fine.

Mouse you need another name change - Stig!

Sparks not to worry - it will run away from you. Or from anyone for that matter.

Am I too late to say....... 'That's not very nice Sparkle. And a little tmi' ....etc etc....?

You know when you just discover that somebody has stood in crap and walked it through your downstairs and plonked their shoes half on the front door, door curtain too? Well that.

FML

No amount of chocolate traybake goods can improve that literal pile of shite. And believe me, I'm trying

Oh no, hannah

Can you put your top over your nose to stop the heaving?

Gross Hannah. Sounds like Chez Elk last Tuesday.....had you spent all day cleaning your carpets though?.....I had

Oh lord Hannah that's vile

Sounds tough Ali :(
Drink...we have a sick bowl old red Tupperware mixing bowl which both boys are quite adept at puking in!
Although ds2 did manage to get it in the toilet bowl last time.
I will strip ds2s bed even though I am pretty sure nothing got in it.
Will just feel nicer knowing it's clean.
Man coming on Monday to look at my burnt carpet :( honestly, I'm such a clumsy wench.

^^

Yo wenches - whatup? ^

I'm in, but I'm going out. I may even shake it all about.

Haven't read all thread. Will catch up when back from DS2's swimming lesson.

I feel like I can't properly start on Christmas until the DC's birthdays are out of the way. And I do most of my shopping online and we also go to someone else's house for Christmas dinner.

Back laterz wenches. I fucking love you all x

Hannah...make a paste from bicarbonate of soda and leave on carpet and curtain.
Smell will go.

I quite like Christmas, but then we decamp for a week to my home town (which I love to go back to, but am pleased not to live in etc etc) and stay either with my parents or inlaws. Pretty much my whole family is there I'm the only one who escaped and so we have a week of visiting people, pantomime and the occasional walk in beautiful part of the country. I don't cook, I don't have to tidy up for people coming or worry about anything. All I do is turn up with presents, wine and treats. Thankfully we all get on so it's not an endurance thing, just nice and the kids enjoy seeing cousins, mad old aunts etc. I think I'd die if I had to "do" Christmas Day.

Is mini Bads II any better yet? And how about chez Lyndie? Pleased your DD was just the once Drink.

Won't be about tonight, off out for tapas and wine tasting with some friends. Expect pissed posting later and hungover tomorrow.

Oh no! I have eaten both the Christmas things I bought in Aldi last Sunday

I can highlyrecommend their dark, milk & white choc-covered cranberries On top of my Wensleydale with cranberries for lunch - 2 of my 5-a-day, surely?

Having another 4 bottles of on-offer Prosecco delivered today. I think I have enough for now.

to all unwell wenches & families. Another great thing about older children - waaaaay less vomit in the house

All I want for Christmas......is YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can we stop talking about food? :)
Please tell me it gets better re vomit??
This is ds2s second sick bug in 5 weeks!

^See my post above Bads. It DOES get better.

[sympathy]

Sparkle...imagine santi (soooo close to santa :)) under your tree in Xmas morning. Lying on his side, head on propped up elbow, with his sexy grin and nothing on except a big red bow :)

Christmas cancelled.

Bads that is genius. So genius, that I have been prompted to change to my Christmas username early

I quite like Christmas. it's just a holiday, with an extra large Sunday roast.
we see all the family the week before and I like all of them. we visit dh's mum and my mum in the week of Christmas.
what's not to like?

That is excellent my friend :)
Obs...I agree. Just a posh roast innit? :)

MN wouldn't let me use an apostrophe. Now I look thick

Or no one gives a shit, Sparkle?

Badders - I don't think I could bear to be that close

Not to worry Sparks we know what you mean :)

Practise name btw. I'm going to road test a few until I find the perfect one. Love yours Sparkle. Bet your team are