Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.

Relidge-uh-un is a smile on a dogs face.

Assuming I can get The. Toddler to bed by then, 8:30-9 is great.
Hope the back is nice and smooth by that time? In fact I'm Orf to try now.

Put the toddler to bed that is.

Oi knows esaaaaaaaaaackly whaaaaaat yooo means 'aaaaanaaaaah
Oi does.

Sort of lyndie, but I think this period of FFS is going to go on for a while. No matter. We have the cwtch cupboard

How do we pronounce cwtch?

Cos at the mo in my head it's like I'm bringing up phlegm.

I'm going with cootch.

Our rather cheeky offer is with the vendors, so waiting with jizzy knickers baited breath.

I'm sure your hair looks lovely Carolina....and just think how lovely your ends are going to be now, not a single split one on your head

for Letus

Letus you saucebox! :)
I would pronounce it "cutch"
Is that wrong?

"Of course Carolina's hair will look lovely."

I keep seeing cutch.

Never thought today would end. But it has. Finally. Small mice are in bed. Mr M has also bought me a new magazine, a massive bar of dairy milk Oreo and tampax. I like him again.

for letus and every wench in the tavern.

The oo sound as in hook if you're from round my parts. Ie not Scottish.
So cootch. Not rhyming with pool.
At least that's how they say it here.

Well bugger me sideways and call me Phyllis! I think you've found a rare gem of a photo there. Where I actually like the look of him!

Well done carolina
Toddelr is asleep, can Rewatch as and when.

So does it rhyme with butch? Cwtch?

Like TB up there not

What???

Yes.
That's much easier than what I was posting isn't it?

Well done Mrmouse

I've been saying it cavetch

I like some of the Scottish words DH and his family use. My favourite I think is numpty.

Numptys good.

My favourite northern irishism is finishing every sentence with 'so it will/does/are/etc'.

E.g. "it'll rain tomorrow, so it will".
"The trains run every hour. So they do"
"My trousers are from primark. So they are"

I'm in the mood for something to perv over.

ANY TAV LIT AUTHORS OUT THERE WANT TO SATISFY ME YES LIKE THAT?

I'm putting musketeers in the machine in ten minutes. I will be watching number one.
I will be checking out Dog thatones's arms to see how hairy they are.
And his nipples smile.
I will be looking at Aramis' nipples scars.
I will be looking out for those lusty old eyes.
I will be grinning over ice bucket and blow job face.
I will be swooning over Porthos.
I will be grinning at Connie.
I will be comparing my hair to Milady's.
Anything else?
Anyone else?

Cutch as in butch.

Evening all!

Love the ponderings on how to say cwtch.

Do hope your offer is accepted Elk.

Norah love the blanket and Spaniel story.

Carolina we always hate our own hair. I'm sure it looks lovely.

I have throbbing [nlt] toothache. It's not from a filling like Helen's, in fact I went to the dentist three weeks ago and all was fine. It came on out the the blue this morning.

Off to catch up with Downton and then an early night I think.

There's more...

wine for LetUs and her stressful job.
sympathy for Carolina and her hair. I was given good advice when mine was too dark , a month ago, and it got a lot better by the time I got to Manchester.

Sit down first, Team Aramis

What's he got hanging off his beard?

Two more will take me up to my pics limit I believe...

Ooh, I like the last two ones Carolina Where did you find them?