Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

I should quickly point out that the hair down my back was not actually growing on my back but on my head and resting against my back.

Just in case anyone got the wrong impression!

I didn't Rewatch last night either, will do tonight if you want to join me?

You'll be brushing your neck for a bit then?

Ah, now I'm just disappointed Carolina

Was imagining this.#boak

bads poor you but

Carolina I think bobs are lovely.

I did get a hairdresser do my fringe terribly once. He made it look like something a horse tosses out of its eyes.

But the worst was the regrowth from my pixie cut. Lovely whilst it was short but Christ - the regrowth. I spent about 3 months trying to style out a mullet.

NB - No one can style out a mullet.

Yes! I had the added pleasure of my hair trying to curl again when mine was growing out. Ffffffuuuuuccccckkkkkkk.

Oh and kirby grips won't stay in because it's too short for them.

Never again.

Madame

Sparkle - I thought that was going to be the beardy profile pic. Do you remember the fallout to that little gem?

Carolina - have you re coloured it yet? If not, word of warning (though you prob already heard) go lighter than you want. It always goes darker due to oxidisation. And use something ashy. And keep using head and shoulders etc on the ends to reduce build up. Also, avoid colouring the bottom few inches for a while.

hannah you are like the old man sitting at the bar on his stool with his own tankard who has done every single job and knows every single thing there is to know EVER.
Am aware this could sound a bit PA, but it isn't, it's meant nicely. Ok? Cooooool.

Ah yes, the beardy profile. Which we didn't ever solve, despite going round in circles for about 3 days as we all denied that Salt would be anywhere near our Musketeer

Norah it's amazing what a combination of insomnia (Internet), being skint, being tight, being fed up with thinking 'I could do better' after shit service, and a natural interest in making/doing things myself can do for you.

But trust me, that's about all there is to me. Jack of all, Master of nothing.

That back pic reminded me...remember Dog's arm?

Here

I wonder if they waxed him for those bandaging scenes....

I like the idea of being the mad old gimmer at the bar, piping up now and then though

That is a nice arm.

I do like a bit of hair. as did Carolina Sshh!

Oh my giddy aunt! That's never Dog thatone's arm!
#alsoboak.

Bagsy me being on your tavern pub quiz team then hannah
It's how I always picture you anywAy....

Jeeeeezus... that hairy back picture. Did you find the family album I thought I'd thrown out Norah?

Knew I shoulda burnt it

I am more than up for a re-watch duo. How does 8.30 - 9.00 sound?

Hannah, my new colour which I am about to start doing is 'Iced Latte'. IT's a dark blonde to light brownish colour.

Will let you know later tonight how it turns out.

Saunters off to bathroom with dye for hair and razor for back

I went to school with a guy who looked like that!
He was very very...er...hirsute!
His older brother was too...but it looked even weirder because his bother was ginger :)
They didn't get much action to be fair.
neither did I

Good luck Carolina :)

Not allowed to have long hair

Evening all. Gymnastics and homework done! DH on a plane home for 24 hours but hey Davina, Downton and then bed. Simples!

Evening wenches.

Am giving zumba a miss as I'm totally knackered. Work is beyond shit and I'm actually starting to hate it. Whatevs.

Helen - that was fucking epic finding a copy of Mojo with Paella in it!

Any house news Elk?

Beautiful blanket Norah. I'm sure you look beautiful Carolina. You're a wench. Nuff said.

Baddddddderrrrrrrsssss

The rest'll come back to me later.

Ooh also bought some new heels for our lunch! I'm not really a shoe person but have a couple of pairs for me to hobble round London in! Just need a frock.

Norah I'd be mostly shit at that (although I have had my flukey moments once every ten blue moons) and the drinking part

I'm good with practical stuff, not so good with remembering technical terminology, literature, history, geography etc.

I knows what I knows, and thar be thar.

I'm not aware of too many things, but I knows what I knows, if you knows what I mean?

Do yer?

Do do yer?

Evening fuckerzzzzx

Noted that you all blamed me you cheeky caaaahs

Fuck me simultaneous vadge post explosion there Comtess!

LetUs your work sounds hard, relentless! What going to happen? Does it go like this for a bit then settle down?