A virtual weekend away for MI to render her custardless

[Enid]

So I will pick you up around 5-ish on Friday? A good time for you to leave? Then we'll get in the car and put some very loud music on - suggestions appreciated, I'll drive you can work the I pod.

Over to other mumsnetters for Mother inferior's ultimate virtual weekend away...

why whats wrong wiht ehr

see thread

I'd like to come and complain all the time

then you can gripe about me behind my back and it will be a good ice-breaker for you all

ah but we'd really feel a bit sorry for you so wouldn't add to the carefree vibe

i eant to tkae her to a HIGe department store where we get tiddly on mini bottles of champers while we ROAR at enids ridiculous clohtes choices,

in fact i wnat ot do that laughing that you do as a teenager where you DO actually htink you are going to die of it then you wet your pants

Oh, I'm in.

I shall sing renditions of Beegee songs (badly) and change the words to reflect the mood of the trip. Although if I'm singing, Tragedy should suffice...

are you on for the satuday mornign department store trip hink?

lol

I will hold things up and say 'is this horrible?'

and you can both be rolling on floor saying 'yes'

oh and you aren not allowed to buy for the dds

oh yes
^weeping* wiht laughter
a dn lots of HATs to try on

I vote we head for Old Compton Street and start at that fab Italian Cafe for coffee and cakes (to line the stomachs!), before hitting the bars in a trendy pub-crawl kind of way. Ending up at Camp Attack (at the Astoria) probably isn't everyone's cup of tea but a good old bop to cheesy 70's/80's stuff might be just the thing to shake the custard off?!

Then we'd need to crash at a hotel somewhere, have the full cooked breakfast in the morning before crawling back to the Italian Cafe for more coffee and cakes..!

(I miss London )

k
that can be friday late afternoon and then sat am
then dpet sotre then sat apm

ooh can we fit in wagamamas

or that jap restuarant where you get pissed on champagne and grab too many things off the conveyour belt

I'll get us all into Soho House ifyou like

Wait a second, where's the spa in all this?

Weekend away must include massage of your choice at the very least, preferably administered by fit, supple young man.

Yes, we could fit in the spa thing on the Sunday - just the thing after a night clubbing. (I'm pining now..!)

Oh, yes, am definitely in for the department store trip with the hat-trying-on. That weak with crying laughter while other shoppers look on in a mixture of disgust and envy - marvellous!

I don't want to go to no trendy bars

and I look stupid in hats

Will we be able to fit in a matinee showing of The Devil Wears Prada? With a big bag of Butterkist?

Oooh, let's have our eyebrows threaded while we are at it - its my new favourite thing (am currently trying to persuade Issymum and Bink to have it done). Makes you look 5 years younger and wide awake. Stings a bit, so we need to have had a few drinks beforehand as well as afterwards.

Agree that we need a bit of a singalong somewhere over the weekend...

thin soho house may make me feel counryt nous ish so NO

full of twonks anyway