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I so cannot do this every day. I wont <sulk> moan moan moan......

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 09:55

Today was the first morning I have done the school run on the bus. got up early, got out the house early. Was like being a super Mum!!

Til I got to the bus stop. And there were too many bloody kids there. Little squeaky type ones that make far to much noise and shout and run around (hmm okay, so sing nursery rhymes and dance but still...)

Then the bus doesnt come for half an hour. I am soooo close to shouting at the squeally girls to shut up. They are driving me crazy. Almost thought sod it and went home again. But I didnt cause I am good.

Then a bus come and does it stop??? No it bloody doesnt

We are now very late. Get the next bus and get squashed next to the squeally girls (who are lucky to still be in one piece )

Run him into school late - how embarrassing!!!

Then the worst bit - and it will make me sound like a bitch but anyway.... I saw my neighbour. She is the most irritating, thick, dozey, wierdo person I have ever met. Ever!

And her child is in reception too. So she will be doing the school run. Like me. Every day. I can sooooooo not put up with her. She has freaky conversations with me like... "Ahhhhh Autums coming... no more pop... we will all be drinking tea... will be spending all my money on tea bags..." Why????? And she smells. And she wont go away. She came to my house once and I couldnt get rid of her, She took her shoes and socks off and made my living room smell. She keeps telling me she will pop round for tea soon. Nooooooooooo

I refuse to do it

(Ps am grumpy - quit smoking yesterday and have the sorest boobs in the world.)

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lulunaticmama · 02/10/2006 09:58

is the not smoking making your boobs hurt???????

buy her some tea bags and tell her you only drink coffee and lock the door !!

squeally girls - ick! trip them up with the pushchair !

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:00

I dont know aboutt he smoking making my boobs hurt - does it do that?

Im not buying her tea bags. She will talk to me then. She stalks me and she is extremly wierd (was going to mention how she dresses but thought that would be v shallow) She is doing text dating or something too. Poor prospective blokes...

Very very close to shouting at squeally girls.

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NotQuiteCockney · 02/10/2006 10:01

Can you walk or bike to school? I can't cope with public transit, so I just bike DS1 to school ... hard work, but less squashed ...

SSSandy · 02/10/2006 10:03

How does she dress?

You can be shallow today since you're giving up smoking - and you made gravy.

Headphones?

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:07

Ok well today she was wearing.... sandles (blue) with stripy rainbow socks, tracksuit bottoms (black with green strip) what came half way down her calf, a long trench coat. God knows what was underneath it - if anything.

And normal she never wears a bra and has very saggy boobs (imo) and always filthy feet.

And she has slimy teeth.

I could walk to school but its not near to us and would take me ages! And I am a lazy sod. Like the bike Idea but I have ds walking and ds2 in the buggy.

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SSSandy · 02/10/2006 10:09

that does sound grim

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:10

It is grim. And she lives next door to me.

ANd once she came round to ask me to shut my windows when I was umm busy because she could hear... sooo embarrassing. (was summer and very hot though )

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anorak · 02/10/2006 10:14

slimy teeth?

Yuck yuck yuck

Flamebat · 02/10/2006 10:15

Sorry

Laughing

You sound sooooo de-nicotined and hormonal!!!! No advice... it does sound like hell though!!!

Flamebat · 02/10/2006 10:15

Sorry

Laughing

You sound sooooo de-nicotined and hormonal!!!! No advice... it does sound like hell though!!!

dmo · 02/10/2006 10:18

dont know if you have any money but....
they sell a thing you put on an adults bike its for 2 children, it has 2 seats with seat belts and a hood so they dont get wet
also has a big shopping basket to put lunch box and reading wallet in
i so wanted one when my boys were smaller it looks cool
sell them in Halfords

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:19

Flame You may be right....

Yes, slimy yellow teeth. They are gross. Not as bad as the saggy norks swinging free though. The feet were the worst though. They stank.

I couldnt get rid over her when she came round. I tried for ages. In the end all I could do was tell her that I was horny and wanted to go have sex and although she was welcome to stay if she wanted I was sure she would rather leave us to it.... (did panic that she might stay and then what would I do???) It was my last resort. She went

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SSSandy · 02/10/2006 10:22

Think you'd better tape some groaning and puffing and panting and play it LOUD when you see her coming.

Strewth

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:24

Maybe she fancies me

Shes single (understandably) and lives with her brother and sister (so she says, there are 3 adults in the house anyhow)

I cannot be friends with this woman. I refuse. I am not running a charity for freaks and wierdos.

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cheeryface · 02/10/2006 10:27

really? you really really said that?? lol

Flamebat · 02/10/2006 10:27

pmsl

Flamebat · 02/10/2006 10:29

pmsl

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 10:30

I had no choice but to say it. Seriously.

I had tried....

Shall we go out then sweetheart.... (to my man)
Oh, id better put dinner on....
Oh, im really tired....
It was nice of you to come round....
Ive got sooooo much to do today....

It was my least resort before screaming get out over and over again!!

She kept saying that she was off... and did she move? Noooooooooooooo

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 11:21

Ohhhh FFS

Now my telly wont switch on. Its broken. No Cbeebies, will have to take care of my own child for once.

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SSSandy · 02/10/2006 11:23

Haven't you got story tapes?

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 11:23

Like music cassette things? I dont even have a tape player!

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rickman · 02/10/2006 11:29

Message withdrawn

Flamebat · 02/10/2006 11:30

You can get great cd story book things - look in Tesco next time you're there - they have disney for about £3.

We have no tv either... lost the bloody remote and I can't be arsed to go through 100s of channels on the box to get to cbeebies.

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 02/10/2006 11:51

Hmm after trying to fix the telly I have decided that its a mans job - now where to find one

Rickman - How did she have to put up with my smelling of fags? She smokes herself.

I know I am being a bit of a bitch today and really dont give a toss tbh.

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lulunaticmama · 02/10/2006 12:25

slimy teeth , saggy norks, no dress sense and no social graces....

and you with your sophisticated roast chicken dinners...

i suggest you move house ! and shout at the squeally girls - you will feel so much better..

PMSL at awful embarrasment of being caught out !! happened to me once with our neighbours,,,could have died.... she casually mentioned they had moved bedrooms as they were in the room next to ours ( semi detached obviously, we don't share a house!!!) the night after a particularly unrestrained evening!!