Intersesting facts my ds has learned in reception since starting school (and not from the teachers)

[Northerner]

• If your nose is wobbly it's going to fall off soon

• If your head cracks open you might faint but you might die

• He won't die because he just won't lay down (my particular favourite)

• Girls are horrible and the buys spent all day setting a trap for them made out of sharp things

• Oil is bad for you and makes you faint

all i've found out so far is that he likes going outside (playtime)

Pmsl at trap made of sharp things!

Dd has learnt bugger all.

When I was at school, I believed a girl had a hole in her tummy because she'd had too much vinegar! Happy Days!

aren't playground tales wonderful!

At primary school I was told that if you pulled your belly button out your bum would fall off!
I've retold that one to ds (almost 3) and it makes him laugh, especially when I tickle his belly button.