Is there any suitable response to

[Twiglett]

"Are you going to help me bath the kids"

"No"

"Why not"

"Because I don't want to"

(DH hasn't come up with one yet )

they can stay dirty then

You could hit him over the head with a frying pan?

tbh - I'd just store the 'because I don't want to' until I could come back at you with it

eg 'are you going to get that huge spider out of my shoe?

"no"

'why?'

"because I don't want to"

!

No.

And if he finds one fgs don't let him tell my DH