what made up songs do you sing to your kids??

[Coddy]

when my nephew was tiny, BIL used to sing -

to the tune of "Dont cry for me argentinA"

"DOnt cry for me Thomas Surname,
the truth is theres nothing wrong with you
so stop your wailing and your complaining
theres nothing to it , so why do it?"

ANy that you lot made up?

Oh yeah I'm sure they'll be looking for royalties as the songs are SO brilliant...

when getting ready to get in the bath I sometimes sing (i'm cringing as I think of it)

Mummy's getting all her clothes off (x2)
and she'll wibble and she'll wobble like a jelly on a plate!

Not soappropriate now

My one when he's filled his nappy is (to the tune of La Cucaracha)
'You've got a nappy, on your botty,
And it is so full of poo.
You are a stinky, little baby,
but your mummy still loves you.'

here it is

I am sorry but htey are too cute for this thread!

I love pesme's

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All royalties to Wedgiesmum, but DD ADORES this version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:

Twinkle Twinkle Chocolate Bar
Daddy drives a rusty car
Turn the key and pull the choke
Off we go in a puff of smoke
Twinkle Twinkle Chocolate Bar
Daddy drives a rusty car

Or my version:

Twinkle Twinkle Dinosaurs
Stuck on Katie's bedroom wall
When the lights go out at night
Dinosaurs they shine so bright
Twinkle Twinkle Dinosaurs
Stuck on Katie's bedroom wall

We also like:

On top of old Smokie
All covered in Cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door

(Usually carry on adding odd places the meatball rolled to until DD falls to sleep....ended up being eaten by a crocodile in Africa one night!!)

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Bobsmum - I do a poo song just like yours.

In fact thinking about it, all the songs that I make up and sing to GS, involve his nappies ...

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His favourite food is ....(children join in ) BUST
He drinks it every day

He drinks it form the (children join in) BUST
Its called the milky way!

What's your power rangers song, Cod?

I remember reading a song on here - can't remember who sang it to their child, but it was:

"Is it wee or is it poo now
If it's wee there will be trouble
If it's poo it will be double"

to the tune of Should I Stay Or Should I Go.

Obv a nappy-changing song...

I sing a song my mum used to sing to me, not sure if its made up or just uncommon, to the tune of 'On Top of Old Smokey'

On top of spaghetti/ All covered in cheese/ I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed/ It rolled off the table, and onto the floor/ And then my poor meatball rolled right out the door/ It rolled down the garden and under a bush/ And then my poor meatball was nothin but mush (moosh)

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we have one for dd2 from Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons:

Baby Cino!

I used to sing to my youngest luly, luly, luly, lay luly lay banana to put her to sleep and it always worked! Dont know why I made it up.

A mealtime song (dog likes to lick the highchair which drives me potty)

[tune=the Noddy song]

Oh I'm a little puppy dog, I like to lick the chair
I'm going to have my head ripped off for licking little [dd]

(it goes on but gets even more blood thirsty and I'm too to post it)

Has to be sung with a bright happy smile on your face of course.