post something that other Mnetters *don't * know about you

[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

These days, it's a bonus. Aged 16 it was mortifying... (must stress the nerdy bit)

My name is MrsCapedcrusadar and after 4 years of being bullied at school, I finally beat the shit out of the school bully.

This was the first and only time I have ever hit somebody.

and yes, it felt effing great.

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I'm Ellbell and I was going to say that I had had an affair with a man 20 years older than me, but at least one person on here knows that already, so I'll say instead that my first crush (aged about 10) was on someone who is now quite a famous composer. And that this is extremely unlikely as I am tone deaf and totally without musical talent!

mellowma that is so funny hahah!

I'm Xena and I've married the same man twice

I have had a family dinner with a Lebannon embassador

... adn today is my birthday!

twwtswah:

against a fountain?

How did that work?

Happyt Birthday Chandra

I am Papillon and in 1996 I was the New Zealand´s Women´s Champion of Croquet

If I told you my secrets Id have to change my name and sneak back in quietly

My name is jessajam and i have had a sinusy headache for most of the last 6 days

My name is Frannyandzooey and I can touch my nose with my tongue

i can put my tongue up my nose.

(sorry for oneupmanship. couldn't resist!)

My name is Twiglett, I was born in a taxi outside the hospital

I'm Medea and a vicar groped me under the table at a friend's wedding while dh was was making the best man's speech. I was pregnant. It was my first English wedding.

I don't always keep too well, have a sore back and bowel problems and i'm very anemic, had tummy tuck in march(told everyone this) once got attacked by a rottweiler sp? at age 8 and i have a big dent in my upperarm through to the bone because of it! Apart from that i'm a very happy person

I can put my tongue up your nose, as well, SP

Still want to know about expat's climber fling

My name is Mummyplonk and I once went to work with a pair of knickers caught on the back of my handbag from my bedroom floor.

On holiday in the 70's my mum sent my on stage to meet Derek Batey from Mr & Mrs

oo just thought of something kind of in keeping with the current theme. When I was 15 Motley Crue were playing at Sheffield City Hall, me and a friend went to hang around during the day to see if we could see any of them. we got invited (lured might be a better word) into one of the caravan things by a couple of roadies and asked if we'd like back stage passes. i got the message loud and clear, told them to fuck off and left. My friend stayed. She took a bit longer to realise that she'd need to, erm, earn it. (or maybe she thought a bit of flirting might be enough) she left about half an hour later. (without a pass, I hasten to add)

I wanted to be a Nun.