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[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Expat come on spill the beans. Pleeeeaaasee

I will say this very quietly - I was a child model - (gasp emoticon) but before you through lentils at my mum, in those days it was knitting patterns and bhs catalogues.

my name is sugarpop and I like men who have long wavy dark hair and they too are bad news! Why does it take so long to work it out?

My name is Hulababy and I have a damaged coccyx . I did it when I was 13 and babysitting for family. Slipped on a toy car and fell backwards onto the wooden arm of their sofa. Even now, 20 years later it hurts to sit on a hard surface for any length of time, and it was osre during pregnancy.

my name is katzg and i toured with the welsh national opera when i was 8 years old

I have a scar under my eye where a dog tried to bite my face when I was ickle and weeny and defenceless. Hence my hatred of the greasty stinky hair losing house messing noisy beasts.

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god there are some great ones here!

My name is MrsJohnCusack and I have nothing interesting to tell you all. Harrumph

my name is psychomum and I got that name from slapping another mum round the face outside of school 2yrs ago

(and for what it is worth, she provoked me and was threatening my children to their faces to kill them, so was deserved I think!!!! Police were on my side at least!)

but i did know that [psycho

brief hijack here - junkinmytrunk, what does junk in my trunk mean? - I heard a radio ad in US this summer all about keeping junk in your trunk and it was completely lost on me. Maybe this is why DS1 thinks I'm so tragic...

Expat was it joe simpson??
Very [green] if so

I meant

my name is Evesmama, ive been told i have beautiful spakly eyes by a premiership footballer, i wish i was 16 again and my period is due!

MoM.....know one should tho (well, cept flame)

'sparkly' not spakly tee hee crack spackle.hee hee

That's fab, Evesmama. I was told my eyes were like crystal fountains by a nerd in a tank top in 1984. Not quite the same. Sigh.

oh I remember something
Phil Tuffnell (cricketer, won I'm A Sleb Get me Out of here) bought me a drink when I was 16 and asked me out with the team later but I couldn't go....
not exciting really though. And I was a hideous 16 year old so I expect it was just pity TBH!

was dead chuffed as all my staff were there when he said it

hey anyone tells you your beautiful is i bonus

I am cadbury and when I was at school, my nickname was BJ (big jugs, not blow job)

All my staff? It gets better. I take it you mean the butler, the cook and the seventeen maids?