God, I know so much about mumsnetters it's embarrasing but for starters
Scummy has twin boys and is Clare in the Community but with humour and wit
Bossykate is bossy but not called Kate and has a ds and a dd, lives in S London and is kind to me
MI is a shortarse journo with 2 lovely dds
Marina has a ds and a dd and is lovely and kind and knits
Iota is a sahm, lives near me, we must lunch dahling
Custy tells it like it is and is pretty irl
Tigermoth has 2 boys and is wondering about moving to Devon
Tamum is a geneticist, lives in Scotland and is lovely
Enid has 3 dds adn lives in rural bliss. She is 40 this year
as is CD, who has 1 dd
Tinks has a dd same age as my ds and a dd and is moving as soon as she can sell
roisin has 2 boys and loves reading
Senora lives in Spain, has a dd and a ds and is pregnant
Janh (ursula) has 4 dds, one of whom pposts as tuesdayafternoon sometimes
aloha is gone but has a dd and a ds (diff order)
F&Z and I agree on food
Caligula and I agree on weddings, badly behaved men and politics
Bozza, pph, MI, Rhuby and I all had homebirths
God, I need a list to work from really, then I could tell you what I remember about each one off the top of my head. I'm not looking these up btw, am just nosy with a reasonable memory. I could go on for ages so if I've missed you it's not that I don't know anytinhg, just that this post couldn't get too much embarrasingly longer.