Poem by dd age 9

[Blandmum]

Found in her school bag, which I have just started to work my way through in preparation for the new term.

My Mum
Has a Bum
The size of the sun
But she is fun

[evil grin emoticon needed] Shall I let her live, girls?

ha that's so good!

That is fab! I'd be very pleased!

Cheeky monkey! Good job she redeemed herself with the last line

Write one yourself and leave it in her bag for the start of school

My little girl
Makes my hair curl...

I just read it out to DS1 who snorted and then said "how sweet!" (He's 18)