Re the Spam Advert

[Blandmum]

If your other half cooked you spam for a special anniversary meal, would you leave him instantly or wait until the morning?

I wouldn't leave him instantly. I'd wait until I'd at least tipped the "meal" over his head first.

Depends on whether he normally cooks. If he doesn't, then cooking spam is probably a good sign in that it might vaguely be edible, but, if he does, then I'd be wondering what I'd done to seriously p*ss him off (apologies for the split infinitive, there!).

Did you eat it?

God, thankfully he didn't cook it for me I ate enough of the ghastly stuff as a child [shudder emoticon needed]

The current advert sugests span for a special anniversary meal

LOL!