Someone help me please!!!

[cyan]

ds has just opened a giant pot of sudocrem smeared it all over the floor of his bedroom, himself, the cupboards literally everywhere.

I rent my property and its erm got burgundy coloured carpets, i have just sprayed some carpet cleaner and its not working. shit what am i going to do! does anyone have a magic wand?

This has been done by several MN kids over the years by the looks of it

Seems talc and/or washing up liquid might do the trick;

here

more here

and here

Talc being the favourite?

Good luck.