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Tasa · 14/08/2006 13:23

Hi, I'm writing a short peiec fpr the Daily Express on Mumsnet - have you any favourite/funny thread titles that have been in Mumsnet?

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Tasa · 14/08/2006 13:23

didn't check my spelling- sorry

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lionheart · 14/08/2006 14:33

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my2shoesare2cold · 14/08/2006 14:37

I've asked my Shag to stop calling me Babe

just love it for some sad reason

Raggydoll · 14/08/2006 14:44

"dd just wee'd on her patent leather kickers"

everyone read it as "patent leather knickers" pmsl

HappyDaddy · 14/08/2006 15:03

My own masterpiece, "Men are arseholes" from last autumn.

suzywong · 14/08/2006 15:06

is this not a media request and 25 notes worth of question?

NO?

Ok then, it was a misreading admittedly but my favourite was
"What kind of matress do I want?" misread as "What kind of Mistress do I want?"

lionheart · 14/08/2006 15:39

I did wonder about that suzywong but then I figured it is probably something to do with the thing of which we cannot speak so perhaps it's o.k?

waterfalls · 14/08/2006 15:46

This one

I went out today with my hair tied back with knickers.

And for some reason, I found this one funny -

Help my dog hates bedtime.

suzywong · 14/08/2006 15:47

yes that was most amusing

the dog

sancerre · 14/08/2006 15:51

I've just set my mooncup on fire!

OliviaMumsnet · 14/08/2006 16:52

Hi
Thanks for your concern about this not being on the Media Requests board, we're okay with this one since it is about us!
Olivia, MNHQ

lionheart · 14/08/2006 19:02

In that case,
"Help! I need an advanced handbag-purchasing cessation specialist to help me with my addiction, oh whoops sorry, my incredibly strong habit" works for me.

MrsBadger · 14/08/2006 21:49

mine, for its descriptiveness and articulacy, is still:

How oh how can I tell Mr [MNer] in a kind tactful and above all EFFECTIVE way that his culinary repetoire is deeply limited? Tell me that, eh?

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MrsBadger · 14/08/2006 22:10

this has only just gone up but is exquisite:

Is my toddler a nihilist?

Tasa · 17/08/2006 14:39

piece is in today's Express

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lionheart · 17/08/2006 17:16

Anybody seen this?

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