favourite thread titles

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Hi, I'm writing a short peiec fpr the Daily Express on Mumsnet - have you any favourite/funny thread titles that have been in Mumsnet?

didn't check my spelling- sorry

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I've asked my Shag to stop calling me Babe

just love it for some sad reason

"dd just wee'd on her patent leather kickers"

everyone read it as "patent leather knickers" pmsl

My own masterpiece, "Men are arseholes" from last autumn.

is this not a media request and 25 notes worth of question?

NO?

Ok then, it was a misreading admittedly but my favourite was
"What kind of matress do I want?" misread as "What kind of Mistress do I want?"

I did wonder about that suzywong but then I figured it is probably something to do with the thing of which we cannot speak so perhaps it's o.k?

This one

I went out today with my hair tied back with knickers.

And for some reason, I found this one funny -

Help my dog hates bedtime.

yes that was most amusing

the dog

I've just set my mooncup on fire!

Hi
Thanks for your concern about this not being on the Media Requests board, we're okay with this one since it is about us!
Olivia, MNHQ

In that case,
"Help! I need an advanced handbag-purchasing cessation specialist to help me with my addiction, oh whoops sorry, my incredibly strong habit" works for me.

mine, for its descriptiveness and articulacy, is still:

How oh how can I tell Mr [MNer] in a kind tactful and above all EFFECTIVE way that his culinary repetoire is deeply limited? Tell me that, eh?

this has only just gone up but is exquisite:

Is my toddler a nihilist?

piece is in today's Express

Anybody seen this?