My friend doesnt use this site so Im going to tell you all about the embarrassing thing that happened to her yesterday.....

[TambaTheDragonSlayer]

Well she occassionally reads over my shoulder but luckily has a sense of humour so she she wont be mad if she reads this....

She was round yesterday and we were talking about the effect that kids have on your body and talk turned to the pencil test...

"Whats that?" She says

So i explained and she goes off to hunt for a pencil...

Pulls off her top and gets out her norks (have seen them before though so wasnt to shocked lol)

Shes merrily sticking pencils etc under them and waving her anrms around when the front door opens and in walks my exH, who had come to pick the kids up.

She screams I am PMSL, she tries to pull her top back on and it gets stuck on her head

So she tries to run out of the room but cant see where shes going.

H looks like this and she looked like this

I nearly wet myself laughing!!!!

Will teach her to whip her norks out in someone elses house lol

rofl

thats hilarious, your poor friend

So did the pencil fall or stick?

Thanks Tamba. Needed a laugh. That was brilliant! Your poor friend. ROFLMAO

mmmmmmmmmmm yesi t will teach her top get her norks out in someone elses house.............

PMSL! Bet xdh was happy

rofl

I rather suspect that you will never ever EVER let her forget about it!

Sure it was a "friend"?

Hehe

She failed the pencil test but to cover her embarrassment after the whole being spotted thing, I told her it was meant to stay there and that she had passed

exH was rather amused!

I always thought that if the pencil stayed it meant you were too saggy?

Maybe my standards are too high .

Youre right, but I couldnt go telling her she had failed after what she'd just been through. I told her it meant her muscles were good cause they held it there nice and secure.....

Muscles? that's stretching the truth somewhat.

I'm still not convinced it was a "friend" .

It was R

Yeah yeah, I believe you.

unless your tits are so saggy they can't hold the pencil up??

I can hold 6 pencils under mine.

lol youve made my day

i can hold a rolling pin under mine.

OMG you're Tamba

And you told everyone

Wait till I catch up with you.

Right who wants the dirt on Tamba

hehe

Fire away

Although would be mortified if you mentioed the park and slide incident

And dont for a second believe you are her either

PMSL

aah, i thought you put the pencil somewhere else...

pmsl

Jordan would fail the pencil test though, wouldnt she?

I think the passing the pencil test just means you have small tits.

Great story