am sure this has been done before..(maybe? maybe not..) but just felt like listing down all the funny, crappy, ironic or not so ironic things about being a mum..
I know I'm a mum when
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I wear the same t-shirt to sleep and to the supermarkets...(and not after I washed it!!shock horror)
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I know all the nursery rhymes..and it's not painful anymore to sing them...and it can even be fun...eep!!
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I only go out in flip-flops..hey comfort is my number priority, you know..
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this is a cliche...but yeah...use my ahem saliva to clean my dd's mouth or tame her hair...sigh..
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er..forget to brush my hair when i go out...because i'm so busy making sure dd looks decent..and is at least dressed..and once she is interested to go out instead of just watching bl**y barney all day, i have to take advantage of that slim window of opportunity...
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can watch barney dvd after barney dvd...and not fall into a coma..
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can sing along to barney...
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er can't think of anymore but i'm sure a lot of you mumsnetters can..
:-)
just a bit of stress relief...