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Inspired by the other threads - whats the most embarrassing / funniest / shocking thing thats ever happened to you during sex?

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:44

Done before but worth a re-run

Posted this on another thread....

Not sure how many 9 inch ones ive seen (but will dig out the tape measure in future) although did see the smallest one ever when I was younger. I just sort of stared - sometimes you cant help it! And he said "It gets bigger, I promise" I didnt wait around to find out (poor bloke) Saw him again years later when he delievered the census forms one year. And all I could think was "hello tiddler"

I hope i didnt traunmatise him or anything.

Over to you....

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ocd · 06/08/2006 22:45

i foudn myself haveign sex with you

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:46

I thought we decided not to confess about us on MN cod??

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notasheep · 06/08/2006 22:46

dh caught me looking at my watch-we are now divorced

Quootiepie · 06/08/2006 22:47

my DH had a tommy tank when we were getting jiggy and the cum landed in his eye...

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:48

Whats a tommy tank?

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Lmccrean · 06/08/2006 22:48

my bf is kinda into erm..rougher sex, which is ok to a point, but once he did actually scare me so much I cried what a dampner, huh!?

ocd · 06/08/2006 22:48

oh god
mn and sex
the two so dont go

NutterlyUts · 06/08/2006 22:49

Tommy Tank = W*nk

ocd · 06/08/2006 22:50

yuk
yuk yuk yuk
god you lot go sand tell somen oen esle
gross

psychomum5 · 06/08/2006 22:54

ok....sex in a car with my then BF (now my DH), in the park, late at night (as we both were still living at home and, well, you know......).

knock on the window.....

was the police

never ever ever did the deed in a car again....

was good tho up till that point

psychomum5 · 06/08/2006 22:56

and we didn't get arrested, but my older half brother did have a laugh about it (he got the phone call, and then when he did the speeches at our wedding (he gave me away cos of family issues), told the whole bloody lot!!!!

oooooh, the shame that day!!!

serenity · 06/08/2006 22:58

DH used to share a room with his younger brother, and he walked in on us twice (once when I was in a v.embarrassing legs akimbo over the ears position) It has never been mentioned.

SIL walked in once whilst I was on top, but as I was dressed (long skirt and stockings) she didn't realise (she would have said) and chatted to us for a couple of minutes before wandering out again.

Oh, and when we decided to do it for the first time, Dh was too embarrassed to buy condoms. So I had to go into a chemists just as it was closing, ask the 18 yr old on the counter where they were (in front of about 8 of his mates waiting for him) and buy them Dh is such a bloody wuss.

serenity · 06/08/2006 23:25

please do not make me kill this thread

psychomum5 · 06/08/2006 23:47

I won't

altho now it will be me killing the thread

LOL at you and you stories tho....especially when your SIL walked in and chatted to you mid the deed!!!

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 23:52

My boyfriend and I had split up . . . again. He had to go and tell me about 'Paige', his new screw. So, you arsehole! The world has 3b men in it.

So I go and find me one, a lovely chap from County Meath called Neal.

Well, he and I had gone down to an Irish pub and had a bit overmuch.

We get back to my place and decide to go for it in the shower, w/me grabbing the rod and him grabbing me round the waist.

Yes, he slipped.

Cut his head open and cut his elbow.

So we get in a taxi and head to A&E.

Where my ex-boyfriend is on duty.

He phoned me afterwards, 'You little slut!'

Takes one to know one.

Incidentally, we got back together a few times before splitting for good. He caught me leaving a block of flats just across the street from him - I lived a block down from him - after another row ended w/me rebounding w/Lucas, mmmmmm. He was fine.

thechildsslave · 06/08/2006 23:53

I was waiting for my bofriend to come ( sorry TMI) I said to him have you come yet and he said : no I cant think of anyone :

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 23:57

Another time, was with this man in his room (had a bit of a wild time after ex-h and I split up), and he had the TV on.

Well, one of my fav shows came on, but he wanted to get jiggy.

K, go then. So I'm watching TV over his shoulder, but still trying to make some noises to sort of cover myself.

Then he whispers in my ear, 'Is that TV good, baby?'

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 07/08/2006 00:01

I have been half way through and suddenly called out "Omg im missing Jorden and Peter on the telly" He was not best pleased

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expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 00:02

I called out someone else's name. Unfortunately, it was that infamous boyfriend from my first post on this thread.

Fortunately, it was a one-nighter too pissed to care.

fairyfly · 07/08/2006 00:03

Well i was giving someone a blow job round the back of the chippy and i puked my kebab all over his nob.

jampots · 07/08/2006 00:04

PMSL FF

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 00:04

Oh dear, FF.

What'd he do?

A good friend was really rat-arsed when she went w/this bloke once and wee'd on him.

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 00:05

Hey, FF, that rhymes! You're a poet and didn't know it.

psychomum5 · 07/08/2006 00:06

PMSL at some of these stories......chocked tho at FF and thechildslave!!!!

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 07/08/2006 00:06

Oh yuk FF

Havent done the wrong name thing (that i can remember )

Have done the throwing up thing though - god this is going to sound bad... was alot younger and wilder and was in the top bunk of a bunk bed with boyfriend (we'd been together all of 2 hours!!) and friend was in bottom bunk with her man.... was extreamly pissed and threw up. They had sick dripping on them . Dirty sods just carried on though [yuk]

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