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Inspired by the other threads - whats the most embarrassing / funniest / shocking thing thats ever happened to you during sex?

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:44

Done before but worth a re-run

Posted this on another thread....

Not sure how many 9 inch ones ive seen (but will dig out the tape measure in future) although did see the smallest one ever when I was younger. I just sort of stared - sometimes you cant help it! And he said "It gets bigger, I promise" I didnt wait around to find out (poor bloke) Saw him again years later when he delievered the census forms one year. And all I could think was "hello tiddler"

I hope i didnt traunmatise him or anything.

Over to you....

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Tyedye · 08/08/2006 13:40

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thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat · 08/08/2006 13:59

a jogger running past and saying "afternoon"

thinkingaboutit · 08/08/2006 14:11

I have found chewing gum tangled up in my lady garden and have a mate who did the opposite in some blokes gentleman garden...

surprised noone has mentioned crapping during sex

thinkingaboutit · 08/08/2006 14:11

i had to cut it out BTW - a bit hairy

HappyDaddy · 08/08/2006 14:42

if you're that hairy, that's not a ladygarden. that's a ladymeadow!!

jellyjelly · 08/08/2006 14:42

lol happy daddy

thinkingaboutit · 08/08/2006 14:55

i guess so hard keeping an eye on those things....

Tyedye · 11/08/2006 14:33

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