The anal thread has got me thinking - are you a dirty ride?!

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Northerner · 06/08/2006 22:24

Or a lights off, pull my nightie down when your done type of gal?

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jellyjelly · 07/08/2006 19:50

ok so apart from being lubbed up and using a condom other hins and tips please.

Cappucino · 07/08/2006 19:55

dirty ride?

I'm quite a classy ride myself. More of an open-topped horse drawn carriage

Blossomhill · 07/08/2006 19:56

By expatinscotland on Sunday, 6 August, 2006 11:40:11 PM'No anal... shit and sex don't mix imo '

Santorum = that frothy mix of lube and faecal matter that is the bi-product of anal sex.

maybe I am getting old but that is far tmi (heave)

Tortington · 07/08/2006 21:09

this is the funniest thread i've read all year

Pandorasjarboy · 07/08/2006 22:11

Anal doesn't have to be dirty!! unless you are just doing it wrong......

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 22:14

Blossom
'Santorum' is a term coined by a famous, and incredibly funny, homosexual love advice columnist in the US called Dan Savage. His weekly column is syndicated across the US, and Santorum is actually a vehemently homophobic US Senator. Hence, Savage used this guy's surname to describe 'that frothy mix . . . '

But no, I'm no anal sex person, me. No, thanks. As I wrote on another thread, if all I'm gonna get out of it is Vaseline and sharts, I'll stick to being just a standard dirty ride.

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 22:16

Custy,
Did you see that thread that kicked this off? In the Health section? 'Probably the most embarrassing question . . . '

WAY funnier than this one.

Panyanpickle77 · 07/08/2006 23:19

Since my libido has returned (Poor DH has waited long enough!!!).......................I AM A ROUGH DIRTY SLUT

Tortington · 07/08/2006 23:35

no - will look for that thred ta expat

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