"My legs hurtin"
"I gungry"
"I cold"
Have given calpol for the legs, fed her, put her in snuggly pjs in bed
"I cold"
Close your eyes, go to sleep and you'll warm up
"But I can't see!!"
What do you mean you can't see?
"I can't see!!!!"
You're meant to be going to sleep!!! You don't need to see!!!!!!!
Add in awol DH, velcro baby, and entire body aching since Monday evening (no idea why)... and you get ARGHPNAR!!!!